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Old 05-09-2017, 07:49 PM   #1
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I took a year and a half off from work to run a rodent rescue centre
I hate ladybirds
I managed to get into a motorcycle club despite not having a full license

Which is a lie?


(sorry, edited 'cause I meant to put I didn't answer the previous one 'cause I thought it had already been done-is that right? sorry if not)
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Old 05-10-2017, 04:43 AM   #2
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I took a year and a half off from work to run a rodent rescue centre
I hate ladybirds
I managed to get into a motorcycle club despite not having a full license

Which is a lie?


(sorry, edited 'cause I meant to put I didn't answer the previous one 'cause I thought it had already been done-is that right? sorry if not)
Um, your lie is that you really don't hate ladybirds?
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Correct, I actually really like them! I've got trinkets and ornaments and a lot of other ladybird themed stuff
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Default ok let me try this AGAIN

* i fell off a horse and broke my tailbone
* i fell off a horse and detached my retinas
* i fell off a horse and broke 3 vertebrae in my back
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* i fell off a horse and broke my tailbone
* i fell off a horse and detached my retinas
* i fell off a horse and broke 3 vertebrae in my back
I know you messed up your back so I'm pretty confident about the vertebrae but I'm not sure about the retinas. My mom broke her tailbone in a fall and that was pretty difficult to recover from so my guess is that your retinas were fine when you fell off the horse. Final answer.
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I love your process of deduction! However, I fell off a horse as I was mounting her and I detached my retinas ...and I was wearing a helmet!
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I love your process of deduction! However, I fell off a horse as I was mounting her and I detached my retinas ...and I was wearing a helmet!
Dammit, I suck at this lying sh*t!

Okay, so your tailbone was fine then?
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