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06-02-2017, 04:57 PM
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I found out I was colorblind today.
It was totally out of the purple.
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06-02-2017, 05:17 PM
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06-02-2017, 05:35 PM
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Why do watermelons have big fancy weddings???
They cantaloupe.
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06-02-2017, 08:22 PM
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[B]For you.....
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender says, "Dry?" The Germans says "Nein, just one."
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06-02-2017, 08:30 PM
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste.
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06-09-2017, 05:10 AM
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06-09-2017, 07:07 AM
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What do you get
when you cross a pair of pants with a dictionary? Smarty pants.
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12-05-2017, 10:11 PM
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What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
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12-05-2017, 10:12 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Yule Yule who? Yule never know!
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12-08-2017, 01:05 PM
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06-02-2017, 08:29 PM
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