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Old 07-04-2017, 09:29 AM   #1
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The baby kitty gets so excited when I pick up the light pointer. She knows the sound when I pick it up. She can still run up a wall chasing it at 11 years old and very stout.

The kitten is slowly learning that the light pointer is big fun.

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Tiny Dog got a big comb-out and a bath today. A friend came over to help me, so it wasn't nearly the chore that it can be. Clean doggie!

Diva Kitty was just snooty. Your day is coming soon, kitty!
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My dog came racing around a corner and got caught off guard by a nonchalant cat that just happened to be going in the direction that my dog was coming from. Badass the dog jumped over the cat then turned around and gave her a go to hell look. If looks could kill...

My dog is still bent out of shape, the cat is still ignoring her, and I'm still laughing.
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At midnight last night we played with the light pointer. The baby kitty got half way up the wall. The kitten is learning but it is slow. She chases the light around the floor but loses interest easily.

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There was a lab mix at the art festival today that seemed to really want to come home with me. Pretty girl!
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So, does this mean a dog is now in the running?
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So, does this mean a dog is now in the running?
For the festival or for my house? lol
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Bella won't stop trying to wipe her ass on me. 😡

She is doing this weird thing when she sits next to me in the chair where she puts her asshole up near my shoulder and then tries to slide her butt down me. We have been discussing this behavior all morning and I have just informed her that I am no longer going to be her human wet wipe.
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She is doing this weird thing when she sits next to me in the chair where she puts her asshole up near my shoulder and then tries to slide her butt down me. We have been discussing this behavior all morning and I have just informed her that I am no longer going to be her human wet wipe.
I had a date like that once, I gave her a little gentle tap on her nose with a newspaper and that seemed to do the trick.........
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She's trying to express her anal glands....on you, unfortunately.

It is why dogs scoot along the floor. Same principal. Sometimes my dog's glands will unceremoniously excrete while he is sitting next to me on the recliner. Which is gross. I call it "butt juice". It stinks.
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She's trying to express her anal glands....on you, unfortunately.

It is why dogs scoot along the floor. Same principal. Sometimes my dog's glands will unceremoniously excrete while he is sitting next to me on the recliner. Which is gross. I call it "butt juice". It stinks.
God. I had wondered if her ass was itchy or something. I've never had to have her glands expressed and she isn't dragging her ass anywhere else but it definitely is worth a trip to her vet to get them to check.

I don't want her to be uncomfortable and I DAMNED SURE don't want her wiping her ass on me because EEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
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