What Cracked You Up Today?

Ms. Tabitha · 05-28-2010, 10:44 AM

Conversation over morning coffee .. there is never a dull moment!

Kätzchen · 05-28-2010, 12:39 PM

Not much has "cracked me up" today

but my day began just a bit ago, so there's no telling what I will find funny today or what will cause me to laugh or giggle!

Pretty Woman · 05-28-2010, 01:28 PM

Nothing! So far I've had a super stressful, client crazy-making, chaotic day. Maybe that will change.

GoofyLuvr · 05-29-2010, 04:45 PM

1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "GUESS" on it. So I asked "Implants?". She hit me.

2) Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3) How come we choose from just 2 people to run for President and over 50 for Miss America?

4) Now that food has replaced sex in my life I can't even get into my own pants.

5) I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for the class in the first place!

6) When I was young, we used to go skinny dipping. Now we just chunky dunk.

7) Don't argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

8) Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever we messed up in our lives, we could just hit "Control, Alt, Delete" and start all over again?

9) Wouldn't you know it.... brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Gemme · 05-29-2010, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GoofyLuvr

I received a check in the mail the other day. I had been expecting it, but it was much larger than I thought it would be. I was just about doing back flips, I was so excited! So, my friend and I went to try to get it cashed. After many tries, I found out the only way to get it cashed was with a hold placed on the funds. My good mood suddenly went south. I had PLANS for that money!!! My friend looked at me, and said "Now, I know all the red has been licked off your candy, but it will be ok."
I looked at her for a second, digesting what she had just said, then busted out laughing. How could I stay bummed after a comment like that?

After all, we ALL know red is the best flavor!

Blade · 05-31-2010, 11:00 AM

2 days ago I put a little box in the cage with a small towel in it for Itty Bitty to sleep in. He shit in it and slept on the floor of the cage. So I took it out and put litter in it.

Today I put a box of litter in the cage with Grumpy and he is shitting in the floor of the cage and sleeping in the litter.
ROFLMSAO!!!

MrSunshine · 06-02-2010, 03:14 PM

Random · 06-12-2010, 03:40 PM

A conversation..

Mitmo: What cha doing?

Me: Preaching my normal spill in a thread..

Mitmo: What thread?

Me:

hahahahahahahahahah Let me go look...

Shoot.. I was totally off thread topic..

So what's new?

Soon · 06-13-2010, 06:16 PM

(on the right)

UofMfan · 06-13-2010, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

(on the right)

Ha! too funny!

waxnrope · 06-13-2010, 06:21 PM

just loooove the turquoise belt!

Blade · 06-23-2010, 04:27 PM

An email from a friend, oh my goodness I'm still chuckling....

05-28-2010, 01:28 PM	#3
Pretty Woman Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Trying to be true to myself Join Date: May 2010 Location: New York Posts: 73 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 45 Thanked 171 Times in 56 Posts Rep Power: 17333	Nothing! So far I've had a super stressful, client crazy-making, chaotic day. Maybe that will change. __________________ She packed up her potential and all she had learned, grabbed a cute pair of shoes and headed out to change a few things

05-29-2010, 04:45 PM	#4
GoofyLuvr Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme :) Preferred Pronoun?: Well golly gee whiz, I bet she would do it! Relationship Status: completely, totally, head over heels in love :) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Maine!!! Posts: 122 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 139 Thanked 162 Times in 53 Posts Rep Power: 163	I received an email today, made me laugh, thought I'd share. It's titled "Life Thoughts By Ducky" 1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "GUESS" on it. So I asked "Implants?". She hit me. 2) Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 3) How come we choose from just 2 people to run for President and over 50 for Miss America? 4) Now that food has replaced sex in my life I can't even get into my own pants. 5) I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for the class in the first place! 6) When I was young, we used to go skinny dipping. Now we just chunky dunk. 7) Don't argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference. 8) Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever we messed up in our lives, we could just hit "Control, Alt, Delete" and start all over again? 9) Wouldn't you know it.... brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

06-02-2010, 03:14 PM	#7
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I can't stop watching this.

06-12-2010, 03:40 PM	#8
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	A conversation.. Mitmo: What cha doing? Me: Preaching my normal spill in a thread.. Mitmo: What thread? Me: hahahahahahahahahah Let me go look... Shoot.. I was totally off thread topic.. So what's new? __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

06-13-2010, 06:16 PM	#9
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,093 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	confirmed heterosexual anti gay voting GOP Congressman Schock at the Whitehouse Picnic (on the right) Last edited by Soon; 06-13-2010 at 06:21 PM. Reason: spelled his name wrong

05-28-2010, 10:44 AM	#1
Ms. Tabitha Member How Do You Identify?: Hey Lady Preferred Pronoun?: Female Relationship Status: Married ~ 4-1-13 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 1,440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 980 Thanked 3,581 Times in 1,040 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Conversation over morning coffee .. there is never a dull moment!

05-28-2010, 12:39 PM	#2
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Join Date: May 2010 Location: @ home with my granddaughter, chosen friends & family. ツ Posts: 16,133 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,540 Thanked 33,562 Times in 10,673 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	Not much has "cracked me up" today but my day began just a bit ago, so there's no telling what I will find funny today or what will cause me to laugh or giggle!

05-31-2010, 11:00 AM	#6
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	2 days ago I put a little box in the cage with a small towel in it for Itty Bitty to sleep in. He shit in it and slept on the floor of the cage. So I took it out and put litter in it. Today I put a box of litter in the cage with Grumpy and he is shitting in the floor of the cage and sleeping in the litter. ROFLMSAO!!!

06-13-2010, 06:21 PM	#11
waxnrope Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 5/27/2011 Preferred Pronoun?: hy ho, hy ho; he, she, it, whatever Relationship Status: Going slow ... Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: in her orifices ... la frontera Posts: 1,433 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,414 Thanked 2,957 Times in 952 Posts Rep Power: 0	just loooove the turquoise belt!

06-23-2010, 04:27 PM	#12
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	An email from a friend, oh my goodness I'm still chuckling....