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Today I was getting a hair cut from a young lady and we were talking about the holidays. I said that I got the grandkids videos then she said what is a video? So realizing my mistake I said "I mean DVDs".
Haha! Old guy humor. 
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12-16-2017, 09:37 PM
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This fella who seems to really enjoy his job.
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12-17-2017, 08:34 PM
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That I went to the grocery store, bought eggs and a few other items, got home and opened the egg container and noticed it had ten eggs, not twelve that I bought.
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12-21-2017, 06:45 PM
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I pulled in to my usual place to fuel my truck and there was a motorcycle at the pump ahead of me, with a rider that seemed a bit befuddled by paying with a credit card. The card reader has been temperamental lately so I watched him for a few seconds to see if he needed some help. Just as I got ready to step out of my truck, he scratched the side of his head...while his helmet was on. I was undoubtedly way too humored, but at that instant I knew he'd figure the pump debacle out without my assistance. I've done that very thing a time or two myself, and I can attest to the friction between glove and helmet magically creating "Aha!" moments.
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