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Old 12-22-2017, 12:01 PM   #1
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A new one I just discovered 5 minutes ago:

Lip smackers.

Sitting next to one right now. All the other seats are taken.

*silent scream*
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I don't mean to laugh but it's such a visual now in my head......
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The leaving of dental products and prosthetics on the sink or anywhere except the bathroom cabinet or other closed area.

Asking my opinion of pustules or boils with the expectation that I will "help" them pop it.

Asking my opinion of multiple wounds, skin abnormalities, bruises, or bodily discharges with or without visual demonstrations.

Picking at teeth with a fingernail, especially at the table. For God's sake, get up or ask me for a toothpick.

Feral human children unleashed or unrestrained (verbally or physically).

The beginning of a paragraph or other writing using an "I" at the start or left edge of document. Also, overuse of the letter "I" in a document.
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When I am invited to someone's home only to walk into a pig style.

I don't care if people live in a pig style but please don't include me in that experience.
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When I am invited to someone's home only to walk into a pig style.

I don't care if people live in a pig style but please don't include me in that experience.
Oops that should have said "pigsty", auto correct on my phone corrected incorrectly. Haha!
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Old 12-28-2017, 09:30 AM   #6
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Oops that should have said "pigsty", auto correct on my phone corrected incorrectly. Haha!
Sty, style: dirty houses, period.

I don't mind a little clutter. A little.

I can't help it, I always look at my own houses, now apartment, through my mother's eyes.

That woman could spot a speck of dirt at 40 feet away. She would always be compelled to point it out.

My heart would always sink.

I never comment on someone else's dirty house. To me, that is rude and being a bad guest.

However, I am totally freaked out to eat their food and I see every speck of dirt on their glasses and silverware.

When I have company coming, you can only imagine the pre-cleaning that goes on.

My mother.

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Sty, style: dirty houses, period.

I don't mind a little clutter. A little.

I can't help it, I always look at my own houses, now apartment, through my mother's eyes.

That woman could spot a speck of dirt at 40 feet away. She would always be compelled to point it out.

My heart would always sink.

I never comment on someone else's dirty house. To me, that is rude and being a bad guest.

However, I am totally freaked out to eat their food and I see every speck of dirt on their glasses and silverware.

When I have company coming, you can only imagine the pre-cleaning that goes on.

My mother.

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I agree Ayna, I would never say anything disrespectful to my host. I just quietly cringe in my head.

I spent a day cleaning my house before the pet sitter came over. I like to live in a clean and tidy house.
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Sty, style: dirty houses, period.

I don't mind a little clutter. A little.

I can't help it, I always look at my own houses, now apartment, through my mother's eyes.

That woman could spot a speck of dirt at 40 feet away. She would always be compelled to point it out.

My heart would always sink.

I never comment on someone else's dirty house. To me, that is rude and being a bad guest.

However, I am totally freaked out to eat their food and I see every speck of dirt on their glasses and silverware.

When I have company coming, you can only imagine the pre-cleaning that goes on.

My mother.

The gift that keeps on giving.

Adding Cat or Dog hair flying around to the mess & that makes it even worse!
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