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ardentfemme · 01-08-2018, 01:30 AM

When I first learned how to drive, I ran over my friend's mailbox. Twice.

girl_dee · 01-08-2018, 05:21 AM

i was in an accident once and saw my life flash before my eyes. that shit really happens.

Ascot · 01-08-2018, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by girl_dee

i was in an accident once and saw my life flash before my eyes. that shit really happens.

I almost bit it once while on my motorcycle and the only thing that went through my mind was, "Shit! I have a cheap ball gag in my saddlebag!"

(It was a joke gift for a bachelorette party)

Ascot · 01-08-2018, 05:44 PM

I'm a heck of a poker player.

Shystonefem · 01-08-2018, 05:54 PM

I was in a car accident with a driver died and I survived.

girl_dee · 01-08-2018, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ascot

I almost bit it once while on my motorcycle and the only thing that went through my mind was, "Shit! I have a cheap ball gag in my saddlebag!"

(It was a joke gift for a bachelorette party)

when i crashed on a motorcycle and my head hit the ground i thought to myself... “my good sunglasses are going to break!”

cathexis · 01-08-2018, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by girl_dee

when i crashed on a motorcycle and my head hit the ground i thought to myself... “my good sunglasses are going to break!”

The second time I broke my right wrist, worried more about my job than the fact that it looked like the letter "L."

Kelt · 01-08-2018, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by girl_dee

when i crashed on a motorcycle and my head hit the ground i thought to myself... “my good sunglasses are going to break!”

Last summer I took a fall in my own stupid driveway and landed very hard on my head. What went through my mind? "Well at least I'm outdoors so in the morning somebody will drive by and find me"

JDeere · 01-09-2018, 12:03 AM

I dislike mornings......

Degotoga · 01-09-2018, 12:22 AM

I had an epic wipe-out at the end of 2012 that took me 8 months to fully recover from.

ardentfemme · 01-08-2018, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ardentfemme

When I first learned how to drive, I ran over my friend's mailbox. Twice.

Some folks said this made them laugh, so in the interest of entertaining y'all, here's another fun fact about me and my driving/direction skills:

One time I got so lost out in the country super late at night AND in the middle of a storm (this is like farmland and bales of hay type of country) that I actually pulled off the road and prayed to the universe for help. Turns out I was halfway to Mexico by then.

01-08-2018, 05:44 PM	#4
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