How do you know when you are getting older?

kittygrrl · 02-26-2018, 12:46 PM

when.. "digging myself a hole" use to mean i was in deep trouble..now it usually means i'm in the garden with hills of dirt around me ..smiling

where.. calling for a cab is passe, when most everyone else uses Uber

when..instead of turning the music up..you automatically turn it down

yep, you've arrived..old age

~ocean · 02-26-2018, 02:46 PM

You know your feeling old when...... u have to change the font size every 2x's a year.
" "...... your face muscles feel good when you have a
surprised look on your face.
" "...... you call your pets diff. names,then they look in shock
" "...... when you ask yourself,"When did I pull that muscle?"

girl_dee · 02-26-2018, 03:27 PM

when you can’t keep up with the technology at work.

nor do you want to

kittygrrl · 03-12-2018, 07:37 PM

you look for-
early bird specials
senior discounts

if you have a purse you have (at all times)
cough drops
coin purse
checkbook
embroidered handkerchef
cab fare

Blade · 03-22-2018, 03:36 PM

When you start taking vacation days to go to the doctor's office instead of taking vacation days and going away on vacation

FireSignFemme · 03-22-2018, 09:00 PM

When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.

Gayandgray · 03-22-2018, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireSignFemme

When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.

Lol! I can relate to this

Blade · 04-08-2018, 07:51 AM

When your night stand looks more like a rest home with medications, heating/cooling ointments and salves, etc, than that of a hot young thang.

kittygrrl · 04-08-2018, 11:24 AM

when it's a given you wouldn't make a road-trip without a triple A trip tik

................ok, almost always

girl_dee · 04-12-2018, 06:21 AM

the IT guys keep "ma'aming" me............

Wrang1er · 05-20-2018, 12:25 AM

When I am at my sister's trying to study and the kids (18ish and obviously their first apartment) downstairs are being loud and it's irritating me. They are on the balcony talking about their time in juvenile detention and how they wouldn't rip each other when the make up their ounces of weed, how they bought drugs from someone who "pressed" it with Advil. Two guys talking about why they don't want to fall in love. I told them once to keep it down.

Am I an old curmudgeon? It was bound to happen soon or later.

cinnamongrrl · 07-29-2018, 06:21 AM

I realize losing weight is soooo slow now.

In high school I could lose 10 lbs in a week if I really wanted to. Now I have to be happy that I'm losing a pound a week.

Yay

02-26-2018, 12:46 PM	#1
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Preferred Pronoun?: Fae Relationship Status: sipping on honey wine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,481 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,649 Thanked 22,065 Times in 7,148 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	when.. "digging myself a hole" use to mean i was in deep trouble..now it usually means i'm in the garden with hills of dirt around me ..smiling where.. calling for a cab is passe, when most everyone else uses Uber when..instead of turning the music up..you automatically turn it down yep, you've arrived..old age __________________ "We're nine meals from anarchy"" Lewis

02-26-2018, 02:46 PM	#2
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03-12-2018, 07:37 PM	#4
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Preferred Pronoun?: Fae Relationship Status: sipping on honey wine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,481 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,649 Thanked 22,065 Times in 7,148 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	you look for- early bird specials senior discounts if you have a purse you have (at all times) cough drops coin purse checkbook embroidered handkerchef cab fare __________________ "We're nine meals from anarchy"" Lewis

03-22-2018, 03:36 PM	#5
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04-08-2018, 07:51 AM	#8
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02-26-2018, 03:27 PM	#3
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03-22-2018, 09:00 PM	#6
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,285 Times in 3,146 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.

04-08-2018, 11:24 AM	#9
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Preferred Pronoun?: Fae Relationship Status: sipping on honey wine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,481 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,649 Thanked 22,065 Times in 7,148 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	when it's a given you wouldn't make a road-trip without a triple A trip tik................ok, almost always __________________ "We're nine meals from anarchy"" Lewis

04-12-2018, 06:21 AM	#10
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05-20-2018, 12:25 AM	#11
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	When I am at my sister's trying to study and the kids (18ish and obviously their first apartment) downstairs are being loud and it's irritating me. They are on the balcony talking about their time in juvenile detention and how they wouldn't rip each other when the make up their ounces of weed, how they bought drugs from someone who "pressed" it with Advil. Two guys talking about why they don't want to fall in love. I told them once to keep it down. Am I an old curmudgeon? It was bound to happen soon or later.

07-29-2018, 06:21 AM	#12
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