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Old 05-31-2010, 06:13 PM   #2341
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so....after following my brother to the backyard, figuring he was in the mood to nitpick stuff{weeds/mildew on the siding of the House}...I noticed he picked up a chick..
{bird type chick, ya pervs lol}He said he saw it yesterday when he came by to fetch his Dog, but tried to leave it alone, it was still there this evening, randomly opening its beak whenever my brother hovered over him, and since i supposedly was born to care for animals {major asskiss part here} he wondered what to do..
i mumbled and said "well, since u touched it, u got 2 choices...leave it alone, let the Goddess deal with it...or, bring it inside, i have a box and some warm materials", i wound up going to wal-mart for nightcrawlers wax worms, mealworms and crickets...
Took some coaxing, which figures...when there was nothing to feed, open beak frequently..now that I got juicy plump nightcrawlers? stubborn glare, beak shut...
I gave up on the big mealworms*for now*, i did mumble "your foods running off"

and they say being a tomboy isn't productive...
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I have a new avitar...I havent seen anyone else use it so now it's mine...well for now or until I can figure out how to put in a custom one....
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oh yeah. i'm just going to LOVE this new work schedule. LET THE DAY BEGIN. *grrr.stomp.grrrrrrr*
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Or, at least, the sick and whiney.
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Louise Bourgeois dies


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/a...ional-art.html

This shows some of her work:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesi...aman-sculpture
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Cold Stone Creamery here I come !!!!!
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This would make a great birthday present for me...just sayin'

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After much planning...I made it clear I wanted to stop at Donato's Pizza...
Amidst protests and random gagging noises, I went...
{I also bought 5 bucks worth of random flavored Pop Rocks, but that's another story}
After Dinner whilst watching "Hell's Kitchen" , I made a small observation...
"For a buncha naysayers, u 2 piggies really Snarfed up the pizza, Hungry much?"

{It was a Large hand-tossed 'The works', and I got a Pepperoni Stromboli for me and my bro}
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Sooooooo..

I'm at the bus stop and this middle aged chinese lady with a slight accent looks at me and says, "David! Come here, sit here.." I say that I am not David, my name is Tony, hello.. She says that I look just like her boyfriend, David.. I say, "no, not David." She keeps looking at me.. I jokingly offer to show her my ID.. She says, "No, I want to see something else.." I say, "Oh? What do you want to see?"

She then whispers something that I don't catch.. I say, "What?".. She whispers again.. I move closer.. She says, "I want to see you dick!".. I pull back and laughingly say, "No, only certain people get to see that.." She nods and then says, "You're very handsome.." I say, "Well thank you.." As I look a little despretly for the bus.. She then puts her hand on my thigh and starts torward my crotch.. I move her hand away and say, "No, thank you though.."

She pulls out some paper and a pen from her purse and starts writting something down.. I was hoping it WASN'T her number.. The buses pull up at this point and I get up.. I happen to be following her and she starts to grin and gestures for me to follow her onto the bus.. I shake my head and point to the bus behind her's and walk.. Fast.. To get on my bus..

lol.. God, how I love San Diego transit..

I also watched a homeless guy casually take his shoes, and then his pants off and settle back against the building he was leaning against.. In his boxers.. He saw me looking at him and gave me a lil head nod.. Which I returned with a thumbs up sign.. I then waited for my bus.. I don't think anyone else noticed..

Thank you, San Diego!

-Tony, who wishes he had a camera phone for some of this shit..
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This evening, I began a new house project.....a quote wall.

The entry hall in my house has a wall that's about 8x9....so, I'm writing my favorite quotes on that wall......I don't care if it's crooked or not (and it already is)....it's my wall.....and I'm not perfect either.

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I've seen some funny stuff on this show...
This, hands down, Tops 'em all off as the Gayest , funniest shit...



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Our system is experiencing problem at this moment, your message was not sent successfully. We apologize the incontinence caused, please try to send your reply later.

I think I need to e-mail someone at the company and suggest either spellcheck, or maybe that someone reads what's being sent out to people
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Our system is experiencing problem at this moment, your message was not sent successfully. We apologize the incontinence caused, please try to send your reply later.

I think I need to e-mail someone at the company and suggest either spellcheck, or maybe that someone reads what's being sent out to people
And my second thought (because my first was "do they use that term differently over there?") was, "dang, i am irritated that Hy isn't gonna get my reply, but i ain't gonna pee myself over it!"

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On behalf of the United Kingdom I apologise for making anyone reading this pee themselves
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