What Cracked You Up Today?

Medusa · 04-21-2018, 08:57 PM

I cannot tell you how many nights JD and I have cackled about "titties" spelled "t-i-d-d-i-e-s".

Yes, there's a story and no, I'm not telling.

BullDog · 04-21-2018, 10:48 PM

Shy: I'm an awful person. My bird just said "I hate you." Ugh. I switched it to "I love you baby."

Runner · 05-10-2018, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Medusa

I cannot tell you how many nights JD and I have cackled about "titties" spelled "t-i-d-d-i-e-s".

Yes, there's a story and no, I'm not telling.

As an FYI "titties" are "diddies" in Ireland.

I would say that this is one of my favourite words and makes me snort but that would be infantile

Bevidotcom · 05-10-2018, 04:04 PM

The realization that I take myself wayyyy more seriously than anyone else ever will!

Blade · 05-13-2018, 06:49 AM

Briar accidently learned to jump on the couch today. When she did it the 2nd time and realized what she had done she was soooo proud of herself lol.

Kenna · 05-13-2018, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Briar accidently learned to jump on the couch today. When she did it the 2nd time and realized what she had done she was soooo proud of herself lol.

You are teaching her to be bad, and it cracks me up to hear and watch you have so much fun with it.

CherryWine · 05-14-2018, 02:23 PM

Kenna · 05-15-2018, 02:27 AM

I have very few neighbors so I took the chance that none of them were awake and within sight of my porch at 3:45am when puppy Briar had to pee. So I'm standing there in just my undies, with Briar on her extenda-leash when short little WooBear sets off the motion sensor spot light aimed at the porch.... Gave new meaning to duck-n-run.

Kenna · 05-15-2018, 04:10 PM

The store clerk handed Blade an item of clothing that had a small Star Trek symbol on it.. as Blade turned to go into the fitting room, he says in a very cheerful tone "oh great, may the Force be with me!"

that's my,knucklehead best friend. He had 2 store clerks cracking up

Wrang1er · 05-22-2018, 10:44 AM

This is my life.

ME: Getting the internet will also be good for when the kids are here. It will give them something to do when they can't play outside.

MOM: Where are we going to put it?

ME: Put what?

MOM: The internet. Will we need to get a table or cabinet to put it on? How big is it?

ME: ummmmm the internet is HUGE!

JDeere · 05-22-2018, 08:28 PM

Finding old pictures of myself from when I was a baby. As well as a teenager. OMG the huge hair, I swear I used 2 cans of hairspray for that height!

Bèsame* · 05-24-2018, 11:26 AM

Just when you think you can talk femme-speak, you find a butch that knows that language.

Kenna · 05-24-2018, 06:42 PM

Blade getting cracked up so much his face turned red and he had to wipe his eyes.

And it all started on a joke about a Free Puppy Kisses booth.

Kenna · 05-25-2018, 07:42 PM

Ordering a chicken Alfredo pizza but they forgot the Alfredo.

Blade · 05-26-2018, 12:47 PM

OMG! There was actually a lady at the grocery store today with curlers in her hair yes yellow curlers. You know the plastic kind from the 60s and 70s. I never thought in this day and age that I would be traumatized that way ever again

Blade · 06-04-2018, 08:05 PM

While I am quietly watching a softball game on TV my roomie is sitting across the room pecking on her phone. Suddenly she yells...nut not but! I said what? She said I don't want BUT I want NUT! I said umm 👌, amd we both cracked up

Kenna · 06-04-2018, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

While I am quietly watching a softball game on TV my roomie is sitting across the room pecking on her phone. Suddenly she yells...nut not but! I said what? She said I don't want BUT I want NUT! I said umm 👌, amd we both cracked up

Since when do you watch a softball game quietly? If Skippy could talk, he'd back me up.

Wrang1er · 06-05-2018, 10:58 AM

I was just texting with a classmate about a paper we have to write. I meant to type that it was a bitch but my phone typed...it was a butch. Lol...my phone might have outed me. Not that it isn't obvious just by looking at me.

Kätzchen · 06-05-2018, 01:09 PM

04-21-2018, 08:57 PM	#1
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05-10-2018, 04:04 PM	#4
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05-13-2018, 06:49 AM	#5
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Briar accidently learned to jump on the couch today. When she did it the 2nd time and realized what she had done she was soooo proud of herself lol. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

05-15-2018, 02:27 AM	#8
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I have very few neighbors so I took the chance that none of them were awake and within sight of my porch at 3:45am when puppy Briar had to pee. So I'm standing there in just my undies, with Briar on her extenda-leash when short little WooBear sets off the motion sensor spot light aimed at the porch.... Gave new meaning to duck-n-run. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

05-14-2018, 02:23 PM	#7
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05-15-2018, 04:10 PM	#9
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Last Sunday The store clerk handed Blade an item of clothing that had a small Star Trek symbol on it.. as Blade turned to go into the fitting room, he says in a very cheerful tone "oh great, may the Force be with me!" that's my,knucklehead best friend. He had 2 store clerks cracking up __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

05-22-2018, 10:44 AM	#10
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	This is my life. ME: Getting the internet will also be good for when the kids are here. It will give them something to do when they can't play outside. MOM: Where are we going to put it? ME: Put what? MOM: The internet. Will we need to get a table or cabinet to put it on? How big is it? ME: ummmmm the internet is HUGE!

05-22-2018, 08:28 PM	#11
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05-24-2018, 11:26 AM	#12
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05-24-2018, 06:42 PM	#13
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	At dinner at pizza shop Blade getting cracked up so much his face turned red and he had to wipe his eyes. And it all started on a joke about a Free Puppy Kisses booth. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

05-25-2018, 07:42 PM	#14
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Ordering a chicken Alfredo pizza but they forgot the Alfredo. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

05-26-2018, 12:47 PM	#15
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	OMG! There was actually a lady at the grocery store today with curlers in her hair yes yellow curlers. You know the plastic kind from the 60s and 70s. I never thought in this day and age that I would be traumatized that way ever again __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

06-04-2018, 08:05 PM	#16
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	While I am quietly watching a softball game on TV my roomie is sitting across the room pecking on her phone. Suddenly she yells...nut not but! I said what? She said I don't want BUT I want NUT! I said umm 👌, amd we both cracked up __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

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