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Old 04-23-2018, 09:00 AM   #1
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Every time we go into the bathroom-because they must come in with me to check things out-they are on ant patrol. I must get the pest guy in here soon.
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Lets see...

Puppy barfed on me lol

My dog pretty much ignores said puppy

They both slept alot
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I'm pretty sure Loki was jealous of Gracie on my lap while we watched American Idol. He jumped up next to us and stretched out reeeeally far to make sure his paw was on me too.
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Diva Kitty has been foiled! She used to like to jump on top of the ironing board, so I always had to keep it in a room with a shut door or put it away. If I didn't, she would jump on it, it would wobble, and she would leap away making it crash over.

Well, now I have the granddaddy of all ironing boards, the Rowenta compact pro, and this thing is sturdy! So though miss Diva Kitty may find her way on top of it - which I'm sure she will - it will not wobble. And if she leaps away, I'm fairly certain it will not topple over.
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Excellent, Georgia!

Sometimes we have to outsmart the lil suckers.

Tonight was super great. Gracie was feeling very affectionate and snuggled with me in my lap for a long time (for her) until Loki came in the room and did their unspoken ninja language and she slooooooowly got up as if to say, "I'm leaving because I WANT to, NOT because you want me too." He then took her place and I let him since I was still watching Chopped so they both got mama love tonight.
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Mine actually sat in my lap today. He really only wanted the letter that was there.
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Mine just peed on the carpet, le sigh. Sitting here enjoying posting on the Planet and turn my head to see her peeing. Normally she is much better about letting me know when she has to potty.
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He flopped himself on the front desk at the vets, (the desk is chest high for me) rolled over with his belly up, legs all relaxed, head flopped over sideways to watch the lady sitting behind the desk and made himself at home and very comfortable while it took a long time to do his boarding papers. He was so relaxed that when an aggressive dog came in and made a huge disturbance, it didn't phase him. He just sneezed then flopped his head over again like he was totally in love with the clerk.

The 5 pound puppy on the other hand, tried to take on the aggressive dog from inside her crate. She sounded like a Tasmanian Devil !
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Ours are being lazy really lazy today.

Mine is doing better and actually eating more.
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He . . . made himself at home and very comfortable while it took a long time to do his boarding papers.
Why does it take SO LONG to do boarding papers! This drives me crazy!

Last night, Diva Kitty loudly let me know her displeasure on auto-repeat when she discovered her bed had been displaced when I went outside earlier on the balcony. She did not let up until I got up and fixed it.

Yesterday, both Diva Kitty and Tiny Dog were very pleased to see an old friend who hasn't come by the house in awhile. They got lots of pets while we visited and got caught up.
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our chickies are growing in leaps and bounds!

I SWEAR we went on an outing yesterday, came back and the buff orpington was as huge as our gigantic barred rock (whom, we are starting to suspect may be a rooster after all)!!!!

We have been borrowing my mom's dogs at night so she can get a better night's rest. They are cohesive with my dogs; her Bella is my Jacques' daughter and her Bitsy was once my Bitsy lol

The kitties are doing well, but after an entire year inside, Eleanor is showing interest in going outside. We don't live on a big road but we live down a hill and people LOVE to speed down it so.....I'm afraid she'll have to wait. Our chickens will not be free ranging for the same reason. This saddens me
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The roles are reversed, sort of. Gracie is holding down the back of the sofa and Loki is parked under Gracie's window. I don't think he knows how to get up on the stool, which is fine by me. I'd rather not have cat hair floating in my breathing and eating areas. Both of them got butt scratches and pets and have bellies full of juicy, wet food. Thankfully, they are not too picky but they definitely love their wet food.
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Baby Briar is a total hellion for Blade (never settles down for him and always chews on him)...she loves him to pieces and knows he lets her be a hellion. But while I've got her, she tries to be a luv bug.
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