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06-09-2018, 12:06 PM
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I hear this is a great movie. Ohhhhh damn I dropped my popcorn all over the floor! Can you help me pick it up, I didn't bring enough cash for another bag.
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06-09-2018, 12:14 PM
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Gosh, that was long ago...yeah, I think she was the ex of my ex who was the ex of the woman I dated last year who was the ex of her cousin's ex when her ex was dating the ex i had dated before this ex when her ex started dating my cousin's ex before her ex got involved with this straight woman who had 6 kids, some of whom i dated last year because I had no idea they were the ex' ex ex ex's. Gosh, I really like you. Are you free tomorrow?
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06-09-2018, 12:21 PM
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Tell me your thoughts on birth control, abortion and the immaculate conception....oh look, the appetizers and salad are coming!
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06-09-2018, 12:34 PM
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Waiter's coming:
Please don't order anything for me that has red meat, pink meat, fish, poultry, wheat product, corn product, any kind of oil ( I don't care if it's olive or avocado ),vegetables that grows above or below ground or any fruit that has seeds and pits bigger that.0001 mm, anything that may have come out of a cow, including milk, cream, butter, yoghurt, also no cheese of any kind. I'll just give you the list when the waiter comes.I'm really sorry I had no time to tell you before you picked the restaurant.
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06-09-2018, 01:52 PM
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Where do you work, like what part of town & what address?
Does it pay good money? What's your mothers name? Have you ever had sex on a 1st date? Do you fall in love easily? So tell me about yourself? (Whilst telling me their entire life story without taking a single breath) Do you wanna to do a selfie together because I wanna show my friends who i'm on a date with? Then after all those questions comes the famous last question... So what do you see in me & would you like to go on another date? Uhhh..... Let me get back to you on that.... |
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06-09-2018, 03:38 PM
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When I date, I don't expect to be the only woman the person is dating. it's *dating* after all, we aren't in a relationship. And hopefully people are honest about that.
so I don't mind people telling me they are dating/screwing/whatever other people - this is honest and I appreciate honesty. I also feel less pressure knowing I'm not going to be expected to give them full monogamy and my life's attention after one meeting of 2 hours - and that's been asked of me A LOT. But there is a way to do it and a way NOT to do it, eh? for example, the way *not* to do it, is to tell me how awesome hot the other person they are shagging is, but how fucked up the dynamics are, that there is tons of drama around it (wow, stop, you are totally winning me over, here by talking about your other dates and how you can't draw boundaries with people) till I interrupt the soliloquy and announce my need for the bathroom. When I come back, they are staring at the phone fondly. Then say "She wants to know how my date is going" Then promptly shows me a pic of her and says "isn't she hot?" "Sure. I was super hot at ... 28? too. Weren't we all?" She then sort of woke up from what she was doing, put the phone face down, and talked to me about her health problems. We had talked for weeks and she was a friend of a mutual friend, so I knew she wasn't dangerous and she had driven a long way (3.5 hours) to have dinner. I had promised her the couch. That is where she slept. You know... tell me you don't promise monogamy in the beginning, or that you are dating others, or that you don't do monogamy ever, even. But ffs, have some fucking manners: if you are out on a date with me, you are out on a date with *ME*. Bullet dodged, anyway. one of the many past reasons I don't "date" anymore! |
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06-13-2018, 06:41 PM
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Ask about financial status!
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08-27-2018, 03:41 PM
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08-27-2018, 03:58 PM
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"I really hate going on blind dates, don't you?" (this is a blind date)
"What's your sign?".................long pause "Oh.....that's usually not a sun sign i'm into" Blank stares "Do you mind if i blog this?" "I usually date blondes" (You're a dark brunette) "Do you like me?" (Literally, 10 minutes into a date)
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08-27-2018, 04:05 PM
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things not to say on a date
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08-27-2018, 09:40 PM
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08-28-2018, 01:52 AM
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What now I have to pull out your chair for you just because you decided to wear a dress? What next we meet up for a barbecue in hell and you show up in a bathing suit? Well (great big eye roll) if I have to. Just make it quick. I'm not standing here all day.
Well I suppose since I'm the butch I'm the one who's going to have to pay. So what will it be then, the lobster I suppose? They didn't even serve lobster at the place we were at. I don't even care for lobster! Him - Oh you're in a dress you should have told me, if I'd known you were going to wear a dress I'd have worn one too. Me – Well I just, when you told me you were transgender... Him – Transsexual!!! Me – Oh of course well when you said you were a transsexual... Him – I am a transsexual! Me – Okay, when you told me you are a transsexual I guess it just never occurred to me that you might want to show up in a dress so we could match. Um would you like to go home and change? I can wait. I'm so glad I'm not young any more. |
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That was hysterical! Here's mine. Blind date, running late, so I waited for her in the restaurant foyer. She had said before we met, "I 'spose I'm more femme than butch, whatever that means..." (Uh oh). So, in she comes, with a face like Al Franken only more masculine, and a bobbed, moppy Tony Home perm that had lost its spring months earlier, dyed a putty-ish beige. She wore a black cowboy shirt tucked into black Wranglers, super pointy black cowboy boots and a thick black leather belt with a giant cowboy belt buckle. It was spring, so the all-black was a rookie mistake for this big old gal, an Ohio native. I didn't mention it. She also wore about a pint of generic sandalwood oil, covering each pulse point from her ankles to her ears. I could see the scent waves, it was so strong. She was gruff, another trait I rarely seek in a lady friend, and when the waitress came to take our drink orders, she announced in her booming bass voice, "SEPARATE CHECKS, PLEASE." (Really? :::eyeroll::: ) She had ordered some kind of boiled shrimp thing, served with the heads on. She made a dramatic presentation out of yanking the heads off, tipping the brains toward her lips and slurping them up so loud, I cringed and gagged at the same time. By then, I was chugging down a dirty gin martini so fast, the observant waitress didn't have to ask if I wanted another. Besides her non-stop talking about her ex-lover, "the horrible witch who done her wrong" (yes, she said done, not did) I finally jumped in and asked how recent their break up was. "Seven years," she said. "No, wait, it'll be eight years on the 27th of next month." By then I was gin-brave and annoyed, so I sighed and said, "Jeeze, lady, maybe you ought to consider hypnosis or something." She kept forgetting to stop talking about the ex, so I said, "When I raise this finger, it means you're back on your ex." Finally, she looked up from slurping her remaining shrimp guts and eyeballs, looked me over and said, "Heyyyy, you look pretty dern muscular, that's great. You can help me move some heavy furniture upstairs in my new place." I did not request a second date, nor did I visit her new place with a dolly and winch. Years later, I was browsing through a lesbian dating site, looking to see if anyone had poked me. Yep, there she was again, she'd poked me with her massive, sandalwood soaked finger. I wrote and said we'd already had the pleasure, and she (probably) grunted as she typed, "Yeah, well, okay then, never mind." I never saw Ms. Slingblade again. Yet. |
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06-09-2018, 12:24 PM
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