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Old 08-03-2018, 11:57 AM   #1
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.....The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert, breathing heavy says "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair." (more heavy breathing)
Woman replies, "Yes I do-he's watching TV--whom shall I say is calling?"

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So, a moth goes into a podiatrist's office and starts pouring out her heart. She says, my wife doesn't understand me, my kids don't appreciate me, and my boss expects me to work morning, noon, and night! What am I to do?

The podiatrist says, you should see a psychiatrist. Why come here?

The moth says, the light was on.

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