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Getting to my Oncology appointment and being asked by the Dr if she can examine me for lumps in my lymph nodes and realising I left the house with
no knickers on....... In my defence I was freshly showered and moisturising my legs when the door knocked, I slipped my dress on quickly and ran down to answer and then was doing three things at once, as you do, left the house in a rush and didnt realise until I was hopping on the couch. Only above the waste I tell her sheepishly. OK she smiles with a puzzled look.
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This morning I accidentally signed an important business email with “Best retards” instead of “Best regards”. Didn’t realize it until it was too late.
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