The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

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Eye Candy (I can dee) n. From the BFPVernacular yumminessitis - to enjoy


1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can produce the badonkadonk reaction without even trying. Generally have "what's going on" all together with the junk in their trunk looking mighty fine. Tend to produce reactions like 'whoa' and 'oh my' and 'aren't you a tall drink of water, darlin' '

Can be seen by the unclever as summarily unintelligent because of their outside packaging, but that's why we call those people the unclever.

Eye Candy is sweet to see and dandy to look at but never underestimate what's underneath the pretty wrapping.

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Femmielicious (fim eh lish us) adj From the Spanish CalienteWoza - hotdamn

1) When an individual of the femme persuasion has reached a critical mass of intelligence, wit, charm and looks that causes butches to walk into walls and bounce back to do it all over again.

2) Also used when a particularly cute outfit is seen at the mall by two or more femmes

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Butchtastic (bootch tas tick) adj From the Spanish CalienteWozo - hotdamn

1) When an individual of the butch persuasion has reached a critical mass of intelligence, wit, charm and looks that causes femmes to gather in small groups to discuss him on and offline.

2) Also used when a particularly butch is seen at the mall by two or more femmes

3) Can be grounds for defensible stalking

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A note from the staff here at the MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary. Some stereotypes have been used and possible harmed in these definitions.

PETBFs is working with the staff here at MirriFemme-Webutchster in order to insure the ethical treatment of Butch & Femme stereotypes is adhered to.

If they catch us at it, that is....

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Wrongus Toiletus (Ron gus Toy let us) n. Latin

1) A condition generally afflicting heterosexual women that causes them to stare when an individual of the butch persuasion walks into a women's restroom. Can be cured but the heterosexual needs to have their mind opened. This sometimes requires a crowbar and can be messy. Not recommended for the faint of heart

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Flabbergasted (flab burr gas ted) n. From the Greek WhatTheHellios

1) Act of being so stunned that your mouth (known as the flab to the ancient Greeks and the one down on Colfax) hangs open and flies (known as gasts to the ancient Romans) swoop in.

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Floored (florhd) v. From the Italian tileussmilus

1) When one has been pressed down by one's lover until one's back is cradled by the floor

2) When one has seen something that has caused flabbergasting


3) The thing that comes right after 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila