The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

EloquentMusism (el oh kwent muse ism) n. From Latin eloquent speaking out

1) A person who has this condition is easily identifiable. They post and the next 5-10 posts will reflect some of the following comments "I can't rep you yet" "Wow! The system says I have to spread myself around" or "You said what I wanted to say only better". Someone who suffers from EloquentMusism can sometimes also suffer from a rare disability of "DontWannaPedestal" and they will keep falling off if placed too high.

NOTE: This definition refers to an archaic repping system wherein you could only rep someone every 50 times you repped.

I know...barbaric, right?

[Arwen]

PERV (purv) n. from French purve to leer

1) Sometimes, PERV is an anacronym for Person Enjoying Raunchy Views.

2) Can be an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can not post without some sexual reference on some level. This inability to be clean is not seen as a flaw. Instead, many denizens of the Planet seem to encourage their local PERVs by writing compelling posts and leaving doors wide open for PERVs to come through.

See BananaBoi, DallasLesbian, WolfyOne and Turino for male PERV identification

See RavenStar, AmiYesIAm and Trinity3 for female PERV identification

[Arwen]

Knyght (nite) n. From the Breton to protect and serve

1) An individual of the butch persuasion almost exclusively. Can be identified by a deep desire to do the right thing, protect the femme (not to be confused with the weak for that is a very bad idea as every knight has or will learn), and to right wrongs. A Knyght-afflicted individual may require that all those around hym speak respectfully of and to thos of the femme persuasion. Hy may also make outrageous claims about his own behaviour and then actually live up to it. It is difficult to be a knyght for one must keep one's armor spotless at all times or hy may be set upon by UglyMouthed Homonids. Knyghts, in general, are seen as a very rare breed.

See also, Poser

[Arwen]

Corrupted Femme (kore rupt ted fim) n. From the Persian for naughty naughty girl

1) An individual of the femme persuasion who can not stop from being naughty. She isn't a good girl but she isn't quite a bad girl either. She's basically snow white except she drifted. Mae West is a corrupted Femme. Katherine Hepburn isn't. The corrupted femme can be identified by the signature tattoo that identifies her as **** of the Corrupted Femmes. If you are butch and are cornered by one or more corrupted femmes, save yourself and do as they ask. It will be easier if you comply.

NOTE: Tend to congregate in threads dedicated to bad behaviours.

[Arwen]

Grammar Police (grahm err poh leese) n. from the Lemurian "commascountstupid"

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has a kneejerk reaction to spelling and grammar. They can be identified by their subtle (and not-so-subtle) corrections of others' posts. This affliction is rarely curable and can attract Drama Llamas. Often Grammar Policians can be found reaching their last straw with Sympathy Sponges who seem to naturally have poor grammar and spelling.

The sad fact is that the Grammar Police often forget that good spelling and proper grammar are like etiquette... learned skills. Not all individuals are blessed with these gifts. The Grammar Police are easily identified by their response to the dyslexic defense. An individual who is truly afflicted with GP will fire back, "I'll buy you a dictionary if you promise to use it." This often requires a Peach or Administratus sighting and it is never good for the Grammar Polician who invokes this occurrence.
Grammar Police afflicted individuals often gather together to stroke their own egos.

NOTE: The author of this dictionary is afflicted with this syndrome. She apologizes because she really can't help herself. Honest.

[Arwen]

Pimp Juice (pimp joose) n. From the Junarian to soak up

1) An esoterical as well as slighty hysterical beverage that is known to make strong femmes weak in the knees. This magical concoction is rendered in a blendered format and administered only under the care of the very brave or the very stupid. That one is still up in the air. It is highly desirable, incredibly expensive, but can be found at bus stations if you are willing to talk to strange men (no, stranger than DUDE) who dress in sharp suits, wide ties and floppy hats.

[Arwen]

Leg Pee'er (lehg pee erh) n. From the Rastafarian JaIsDog

1) Sometimes: An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has an irrational need to post just after their partner stating that said partner is THEIR partner just in case the entire forum didn't know that the heartline POOPSIE IS MINE matched the heartline I'M HER POOPSIE. Seen in individuals with low self esteem and shaky relationships. When a Leg Pee'er pees repeatedly in the same day, it can be stated with some validity that the relationship is on the way out.

2) Sometimes: An individual of the zombutch or zombitch persuasion who can not contain their excitement and admiration for another individual of the zombutch or zombitch persuasion. Seen as a high compliment among the Zombie population.