The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

Leg Pee'er (lehg pee erh) n. From the Rastafarian JaIsDog

1) Sometimes: An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has an irrational need to post just after their partner stating that said partner is THEIR partner just in case the entire forum didn't know that the heartline POOPSIE IS MINE matched the heartline I'M HER POOPSIE. Seen in individuals with low self esteem and shaky relationships. When a Leg Pee'er pees repeatedly in the same day, it can be stated with some validity that the relationship is on the way out.

2) Sometimes: An individual of the zombutch or zombitch persuasion who can not contain their excitement and admiration for another individual of the zombutch or zombitch persuasion. Seen as a high compliment among the Zombie population.

[Arwen]

Hugglehump (huh gull huhmp) v. From the Goofy to Stud Worship

1) To wrap your leg around another individual's leg while moving your buttocks up and down rapidly simulating the act of copulation. Apparently a strange form of greeting among those who EWE might see on the Island late at night. Similar to dogs' sniffing one another's anal glands.

[Arwen]

ShouldaCouldaWoulda (shuh da wuh da cuh da) n. From the German to regret

1) This is a medical condition which can afflict individuals of the butch or femme persuasion. Often accompanies a severe DramaLlamaphobia (fear of Drama Llamas). The affected individual will go to great lengths to avoid attracting Drama Llamas including never posting in public,signing on invisibly or just cruising around as a guest. Often can be found in chat and PM's talking about what they wish they'd had the nerve to say.

Highly curable. Suggestions include type therapy and finding innocuous threads to post on. Growing a spine and developing a thick skin are necessary as well

[WolfyOne]

Originally Posted by Arwen

ShouldaCouldaWoulda (shuh da wuh da cuh da) n. From the German to regret

1) This is a medical condition which can afflict individuals of the butch or femme persuasion. Often accompanies a severe DramaLlamaphobia (fear of Drama Llamas). The affected individual will go to great lengths to avoid attracting Drama Llamas including never posting in public,signing on invisibly or just cruising around as a guest. Often can be found in chat and PM's talking about what they wish they'd had the nerve to say.

Highly curable. Suggestions include type therapy and finding innocuous threads to post on. Growing a spine and developing a thick skin are necessary as well

I think you need a BeenThereDoneThat to go with this one