The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfyOne

I did tell you how happy I was about the move, right?

The staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary is glad to have made you happy.

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Originally Posted by BestButchBoy

Some of these are just too damn funny.

The staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary is glad to have made you laugh.

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Originally Posted by Daywalker

Glad you were able to find the craziness.

The staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary is glad to have your assistance in this manner.

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 10:06 PM

ZomButches (zohm boo chess) n. From The Qwockian to be snide

1) An individual of the butch persuasion who is characterized by posting using this face (

). Can be found almost exclusively in the What Made you

thread.

Zombie wandering is of a concern as Zombies breed like bunnies.

Zombie breeding deserves a

all its own. Zombie posts show a marked inclination to be about things that make you go hmmm or huh or WTF. Often Baby Jesus is seen crying there. Leg Pee'ing is a common activity as is snarkiness and snideness. Zombutches tend to congregate wherever there are Zombitches.

ZomBitches (zohm bit chess) n. From The Sarongina to be snide

1) An individual of the femme persuasion who is characterized by posting using this face (

) . Can be found almost exclusively in the What Made you

thread..

Zombitches have more tendency to wander than Zombutches. They also tend to be Rep Whores. As with Zombutches, Zombitches posts show a marked inclination to be about things that make you go hmmm or huh or WTF. Often Baby Jesus is seen crying there. Leg Pee'ing is a common activity as is snarkiness and snideness. Zombitches tend to congregate wherever there are Drama Llamas. It seems to be a national Zombie hobby. The Zombie Tribe once had a Queen. They now wander unruled.

Addendum by JoeCTigger

addendum to above definition....a butch can be a zombitch on occassion and vice versa. The combination of zombu/itch is a shortened form to address most that post in the thread, although some do not enjoy the term at all and prefer to be referenced as y'all...and they will mock you if you post nakedly (without a

on your post in the Zombie thread.)

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 10:07 PM

Q: Rep Whore???? Is there a definition

Curious in Texas

A: If you rep me, I'll tell you.....

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 10:08 PM

Mimiitis (me me eye tiss) n. From the Latin LOOKATMELOOKATMEUS

1) Medical condition marked by "I" and "Me" statements geared towards drawing attention to oneself. Prevalently seen in those with low self-esteem masked as inflated egos. Can be socially fatal. Sufferers have a tendency to tell the same story over and over again unless comments are made. Can be of the Derailer tribe but tends to be solitary. Aloof when approached and can be deadly when called on the behaviour. May exhibits signs of Sympathy Spongism.

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 10:09 PM

Reputation Whore (rep you tay shun hohr) n. From the Flemish YoureFunnyIAmTooa

1) an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who craves little green balls. Marked by a determination to post fun, witty things so that he or she can gain more little green balls. Can be overbearing in their need for little green balls and may even ask for little green balls. If given the slightest leeway, they will roam about the forums begging for more reputation.

2) alternative, an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who gives little green balls to anyone so that he or she can give little green balls to those he or she really wants to give little green balls. Marked by a frustration with people who post too many fun, witty things so that he or she can only rep them once in a blue moon and not every time. Can be overbearing in their need to remark "I have to spread myself around" or "I'm in rep time out" or "I need to be more of a ho so I can rep you again". Threads have been created to try to help them spread themselves around. Fostering this type of whoring is highly recommended.

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 10:29 PM

VIAGONG (veye ah gohng)

Generic names: RaiseThePlankam
Brand names: Viagong

Why is Viagong prescribed?

Viagong is used in the treatment of premature gongulation and rigiditisgongitis for short-term relief of these symptoms.

Possible SideEffects: DoubleVision (by Foreigner), Feels Like The Very First Time, Like a Virgin

POPCULTURE EXAMPLE: (the first ad from the Island of Dreams for Viagong)

Hi... My name is Snow... You guys may know Me from the fact I ride that huge steed(a horse ya pervs not a butch) through B-F on My way to hell... What you don't know is pregongulation syndrome... Yes many have suffered from it.... For example Stud... He has taken this..

Viagong...... He now can go through life without having pregongulation..... He now patiently waits with the rest of the butches and his plank well that plank is now pre free...

So remember...

Viagong....

It can make you a better man too....

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 10:30 PM

KyssmyAvataritis (kiss meye av ah tahr eye tiss) n. From the Qwockian to whore avatars

1) A condition that afficts individuals of the femme and butch persuasion causing them to change their avatars more frequently than their underwear. Persons so afflicted can be found on Google Image search throwing up any word that might get them the image they crave. They will pee on your leg for the right avatar.

If you try to feed someone suffering from KyssmyAvataritis, please be aware that the image should be properly sized or you may draw back a bloody stump. And whatever you do, don't use their avatar EVAH. Even if they are not currently using it.

The psychological school of thought is that this ties into MEMEITIS in some fashion but KyssmyAvataritis sufferers have banded together to fight this definition.

Arwen · 06-06-2010, 01:15 PM

Femmezilla, n (fehm zill ah) From the Butchese "DEARGODHERESHECOMESAGAINIS"

This is an individual always of the femme persuasion who is terminally single. She can be found in every singles thread and some couples thread.

Unlike the individual of the femme persuasion who engages in some occasional BOOOTCH HUNTING, this individual of the femme persuasion is in perpetual heat. Her main hunting grounds are the aforementioned singles threads, but she can also be found in the Welcome threads where she only welcomes new individuals of the butch persuasion.

Every post from her is somehow sexual in nature and she is put out if no one responds in kind. Often has overtly sexual pictures for her avatar and signature picture.

This individual of the femme persuasion often simpers and flirts even when it's been made clear to her that there is no interest. Femmezillas think that given enough time, any individual of the butch persuasion will fall just like Tokyo.

And do not be anywhere near her when her current fixation becomes "off the market". Like her namesake, Femmezilla shoots flame out of her mouth and lightning out of her.. ahem... tail.

Femmezillas take advantage of any situation. If in a car, they will scootch over so that they are as close to the nearest available individual of the butch persuasion. If at a houseparty, they will create situations for couch snuggling, spooning, and other intimate moments.

Femmezillas do not take hints. They do not even take 2x4's over the head. They think other individuals of the femme persuasion who tell them to "chill out" or "give it(him) a rest" are just after the butch they want. Keep in mind that the individual of the butch persuasion this femme monster wants is the nearest single breathing fellow.

If pursued by a Femmezilla, the best choices are to latch on to a nearby individual of the femme persuasion. Tell her the scenario and then pretend to, as they say in Harry Potter, snog that individual of the femme persuasion.

Do note that this can place the camoflage femme in extreme danger. Try to choose an individual of the femme persuasion who has no problems educating other femmes of what's appropriate and not appropriate.

In conclusion, do try to stay off the radar of the Femmezillas. They can and do travel in packs but will readily back stab and backbite any and all other individuals of the femme persuasion.

Arwen · 06-06-2010, 01:17 PM

Butchasaurus Rex, n (bootch ah sore ahs recks) From the Femmenese "SOMEONENEEDSACLUEBYFOURITICUS"

This is an individual always of the butch persuasion who is terminally single. He can be found in every singles thread and some couples thread. This individual of the butch persuasion will hand out hugs and kisses and flowers to every single individual of the femme persuasion who so much as smiles at him.

Testosterone flares and posturing are evident when around other individuals of the butch persuasion. This is exhibited in defending individuals of the femme persuasion from "uncouth" or "boorish" remarks.

Please note that the individual of the femme persuasion isn't the one making this call. This is always at the Butchasaurus Rex's opinion.

This individual of the butch persuasion often uses chivalry and gallantry as shields to hide behind. When told point blank that his attentions are unwanted, he will say things like "Aw shucks, I'm nice to all the femmes. It's just who I am" or "Well if you only want a bad boy I guess I'll have to back down."

He will then badmouth the individual of the femme persuasion and make it seem as if she were pursuing him and he had to tell her to back off. As with the Femmezilla, do not be anywhere near him when his current fixation becomes "off the market". Much roaring and screaming and waving of tiny arms will occur.

The Butchasaurus Rex is a strange creature. He may only come on strong in PM's or IM's and seem casual and distant in threads. He will take advantage of situations to get the individual of the femme persuasioh by herself however and should not be trusted. Desperation is a sure-fire sign that you may be under the gaze of a Butchasaurus Rex.

In conclusion, do try to stay off the radar of the Butchasaurus Rex. They can be as vindictive as their Femmezilla counterparts and will tell tales out of school to other individuals of the butch persuasion.

Unlike the Femmezilla, these monsters of the butch persuasion are not prone to traveling in packs.

06-04-2010, 10:06 PM	#2
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	ZomButches (zohm boo chess) n. From The Qwockian to be snide 1) An individual of the butch persuasion who is characterized by posting using this face (). Can be found almost exclusively in the What Made you thread. Zombie wandering is of a concern as Zombies breed like bunnies. Zombie breeding deserves a all its own. Zombie posts show a marked inclination to be about things that make you go hmmm or huh or WTF. Often Baby Jesus is seen crying there. Leg Pee'ing is a common activity as is snarkiness and snideness. Zombutches tend to congregate wherever there are Zombitches. ZomBitches (zohm bit chess) n. From The Sarongina to be snide 1) An individual of the femme persuasion who is characterized by posting using this face () . Can be found almost exclusively in the What Made you thread.. Zombitches have more tendency to wander than Zombutches. They also tend to be Rep Whores. As with Zombutches, Zombitches posts show a marked inclination to be about things that make you go hmmm or huh or WTF. Often Baby Jesus is seen crying there. Leg Pee'ing is a common activity as is snarkiness and snideness. Zombitches tend to congregate wherever there are Drama Llamas. It seems to be a national Zombie hobby. The Zombie Tribe once had a Queen. They now wander unruled. Addendum by JoeCTigger addendum to above definition....a butch can be a zombitch on occassion and vice versa. The combination of zombu/itch is a shortened form to address most that post in the thread, although some do not enjoy the term at all and prefer to be referenced as y'all...and they will mock you if you post nakedly (without a on your post in the Zombie thread.) __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 10:07 PM	#3
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	Q: Rep Whore???? Is there a definition Curious in Texas A: If you rep me, I'll tell you..... __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 10:08 PM	#4
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	Mimiitis (me me eye tiss) n. From the Latin LOOKATMELOOKATMEUS 1) Medical condition marked by "I" and "Me" statements geared towards drawing attention to oneself. Prevalently seen in those with low self-esteem masked as inflated egos. Can be socially fatal. Sufferers have a tendency to tell the same story over and over again unless comments are made. Can be of the Derailer tribe but tends to be solitary. Aloof when approached and can be deadly when called on the behaviour. May exhibits signs of Sympathy Spongism. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 10:09 PM	#5
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	Reputation Whore (rep you tay shun hohr) n. From the Flemish YoureFunnyIAmTooa 1) an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who craves little green balls. Marked by a determination to post fun, witty things so that he or she can gain more little green balls. Can be overbearing in their need for little green balls and may even ask for little green balls. If given the slightest leeway, they will roam about the forums begging for more reputation. 2) alternative, an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who gives little green balls to anyone so that he or she can give little green balls to those he or she really wants to give little green balls. Marked by a frustration with people who post too many fun, witty things so that he or she can only rep them once in a blue moon and not every time. Can be overbearing in their need to remark "I have to spread myself around" or "I'm in rep time out" or "I need to be more of a ho so I can rep you again". Threads have been created to try to help them spread themselves around. Fostering this type of whoring is highly recommended. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 10:29 PM	#6
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	VIAGONG (veye ah gohng) Generic names: RaiseThePlankam Brand names: Viagong Why is Viagong prescribed? Viagong is used in the treatment of premature gongulation and rigiditisgongitis for short-term relief of these symptoms. Possible SideEffects: DoubleVision (by Foreigner), Feels Like The Very First Time, Like a Virgin POPCULTURE EXAMPLE: (the first ad from the Island of Dreams for Viagong) Hi... My name is Snow... You guys may know Me from the fact I ride that huge steed(a horse ya pervs not a butch) through B-F on My way to hell... What you don't know is pregongulation syndrome... Yes many have suffered from it.... For example Stud... He has taken this.. Viagong...... He now can go through life without having pregongulation..... He now patiently waits with the rest of the butches and his plank well that plank is now pre free... So remember... Viagong.... It can make you a better man too.... __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 10:30 PM	#7
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	KyssmyAvataritis (kiss meye av ah tahr eye tiss) n. From the Qwockian to whore avatars 1) A condition that afficts individuals of the femme and butch persuasion causing them to change their avatars more frequently than their underwear. Persons so afflicted can be found on Google Image search throwing up any word that might get them the image they crave. They will pee on your leg for the right avatar. If you try to feed someone suffering from KyssmyAvataritis, please be aware that the image should be properly sized or you may draw back a bloody stump. And whatever you do, don't use their avatar EVAH. Even if they are not currently using it. The psychological school of thought is that this ties into MEMEITIS in some fashion but KyssmyAvataritis sufferers have banded together to fight this definition. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-06-2010, 01:15 PM	#8
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	Femmezilla, n (fehm zill ah) From the Butchese "DEARGODHERESHECOMESAGAINIS" This is an individual always of the femme persuasion who is terminally single. She can be found in every singles thread and some couples thread. Unlike the individual of the femme persuasion who engages in some occasional BOOOTCH HUNTING, this individual of the femme persuasion is in perpetual heat. Her main hunting grounds are the aforementioned singles threads, but she can also be found in the Welcome threads where she only welcomes new individuals of the butch persuasion. Every post from her is somehow sexual in nature and she is put out if no one responds in kind. Often has overtly sexual pictures for her avatar and signature picture. This individual of the femme persuasion often simpers and flirts even when it's been made clear to her that there is no interest. Femmezillas think that given enough time, any individual of the butch persuasion will fall just like Tokyo. And do not be anywhere near her when her current fixation becomes "off the market". Like her namesake, Femmezilla shoots flame out of her mouth and lightning out of her.. ahem... tail. Femmezillas take advantage of any situation. If in a car, they will scootch over so that they are as close to the nearest available individual of the butch persuasion. If at a houseparty, they will create situations for couch snuggling, spooning, and other intimate moments. Femmezillas do not take hints. They do not even take 2x4's over the head. They think other individuals of the femme persuasion who tell them to "chill out" or "give it(him) a rest" are just after the butch they want. Keep in mind that the individual of the butch persuasion this femme monster wants is the nearest single breathing fellow. If pursued by a Femmezilla, the best choices are to latch on to a nearby individual of the femme persuasion. Tell her the scenario and then pretend to, as they say in Harry Potter, snog that individual of the femme persuasion. Do note that this can place the camoflage femme in extreme danger. Try to choose an individual of the femme persuasion who has no problems educating other femmes of what's appropriate and not appropriate. In conclusion, do try to stay off the radar of the Femmezillas. They can and do travel in packs but will readily back stab and backbite any and all other individuals of the femme persuasion. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-06-2010, 01:17 PM	#9
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	Butchasaurus Rex, n (bootch ah sore ahs recks) From the Femmenese "SOMEONENEEDSACLUEBYFOURITICUS" This is an individual always of the butch persuasion who is terminally single. He can be found in every singles thread and some couples thread. This individual of the butch persuasion will hand out hugs and kisses and flowers to every single individual of the femme persuasion who so much as smiles at him. Testosterone flares and posturing are evident when around other individuals of the butch persuasion. This is exhibited in defending individuals of the femme persuasion from "uncouth" or "boorish" remarks. Please note that the individual of the femme persuasion isn't the one making this call. This is always at the Butchasaurus Rex's opinion. This individual of the butch persuasion often uses chivalry and gallantry as shields to hide behind. When told point blank that his attentions are unwanted, he will say things like "Aw shucks, I'm nice to all the femmes. It's just who I am" or "Well if you only want a bad boy I guess I'll have to back down." He will then badmouth the individual of the femme persuasion and make it seem as if she were pursuing him and he had to tell her to back off. As with the Femmezilla, do not be anywhere near him when his current fixation becomes "off the market". Much roaring and screaming and waving of tiny arms will occur. The Butchasaurus Rex is a strange creature. He may only come on strong in PM's or IM's and seem casual and distant in threads. He will take advantage of situations to get the individual of the femme persuasioh by herself however and should not be trusted. Desperation is a sure-fire sign that you may be under the gaze of a Butchasaurus Rex. In conclusion, do try to stay off the radar of the Butchasaurus Rex. They can be as vindictive as their Femmezilla counterparts and will tell tales out of school to other individuals of the butch persuasion. Unlike the Femmezilla, these monsters of the butch persuasion are not prone to traveling in packs. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?