The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

Eating Of Brains (ee ting ohf brayns) n. from the Zombius to intimidate

1) This practice is found specifically within the Zombie tribe also referred to as Zombutches, Zombitches and collectively, Zombu/itches.

When one encounters the Zombie tribe, one can expect to be stared at but most likely not spoken to. This is the Zombie way.

Should one say something exceptionally witty or intelligent or cause a Zombie to laugh, one is in imminent danger of having one's brains eaten. This consumption of grey matter should be seen as a high compliment as the Zombie tribe only eats that which they like. This is the Zombie way.

Sometimes alternatively seen as a dismissive statement stemming from the idea that to consume someone's brain would not take that long.

Examples of brain eating can be found here.

[Arwen]

Spreading The Love (spreh ding tha luhv) v. From the Latin Amoremoremorebabyohyeahmore to get some

1) The act of parting the thighs of one's lover in order to create greater access to..... AHEM.

2) The act of telling an individual of the butch or femme persuasion how much you enjoyed something that they said on a thread. This act can be accomplished in a public or private matter.

3) The act of giving someone a little green ball (see Reputation Whoring)

[Arwen]

Technophobe (tek noh fohb) n. From the Greek Computerscaremea

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has an inherent difficulty with basic computer/tv/stereo/dvd type items. Thinks in regular terms and doesn't know the difference between a bit and a byte. Can be identified easily when they try to insert a 5 1/4 disk into a 3.5 slot. Don't even try to hand them a CD-Rom. They will use it as a coaster.

Positive Identification Tips:
1. Do they have a technophile on speeddial
2. Can they spell Linus in their sleep

[Arwen]

Technophile (tek noh file) n. From the Greek ComputersImAWhizzia

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can coax anything from any computer. Known to have alphabetical indentations on their finger tips from spending inordinate amounts of time on the keyboard (do not confuse with Hottubbian). Technophiles tend to hang out here. There are 4 known grades of technophile.

These are :
• Knowsome
• Knowalot
• Knowitall
• Linus and PapaC

[Arwen]

Car (Kahr) n. From the American GOTTAGOGOTTAGO to motor

1) To an individual of the butch persuasion, a car is a vehicle that must be maintained regularly. Oil should be checked. Gas should never fall below a certain level. The windshield should be washed as well as the body of the car. Tires should be checked. A car can be an extension of the butch hym/herself. Never mock a butch's ride.

2) To an individual of the femme persuasion, a car is a vehicle that must take them shopping, to the clubs and out for coffee. Should it make sputtering, coughing, ticking or any other kind of non-radio noise, it should be ignored until the butch says, "How long has that noise been going on?"

The correct answer is, "What noise?"

All lights should be ignored for a week at least and then plaintively pointed out to the individual of the butch persuasion by saying something similar to "Honey, does that light mean anything?"

Stereotyping may occur. Any offense should be checked at the door. Thank you.

[Arwen]

June2Pencephile (Joon too pents file) n. From the Zombian WHOAWHATSHESAID to emulate

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who wants to grow up to be just like June2Pence who is known for her crankypants postings and June Cleaver admiration.

Can be identified by threadstalking behavior and using Juneisms in sig files. Not thought to be fatal unless it makes June cranky.

Then all bets are off, popcorn is popped and salads are shot.

[Arwen]

Detestapedastlephobia (dee test ah ped eh stahl foh bee ah) n. From the ButchianFemmian to admire


1) The fear that your reputation is getting ahead of you.

Commonly associated with those in the top ten best reputation category.

Can invoke a deep-seated need to say nothing witty or funny or intelligent for fear of attracting the green-ballers.

Sometimes associated with Reputation Whore.

Most often witnessed in PM's to others who are burdened with a large number of little green balls. Non-fatal in most cases. Can be cured immediately with a new profile.