The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

Detestapedastlephobia (dee test ah ped eh stahl foh bee ah) n. From the ButchianFemmian to admire


1) The fear that your reputation is getting ahead of you.

Commonly associated with those in the top ten best reputation category.

Can invoke a deep-seated need to say nothing witty or funny or intelligent for fear of attracting the green-ballers.

Sometimes associated with Reputation Whore.

Most often witnessed in PM's to others who are burdened with a large number of little green balls. Non-fatal in most cases. Can be cured immediately with a new profile.

[Arwen]

RideAstridus (rie dah strie duhs) n. From the Harleyian To VroomVroomVrrrroooooooommmmm

1) A medical condition associated with two-wheeled motorized vehicles. Afflicts individuals of the butch and femme persuasion.

Seems to be associated closely with those of the Tribe Dykus Du Bikus.

A fondness for wrapping one's legs around a hot metal cylinder that throbs (not to be confused with sex toys... although there is still some heated debate within the medical community) as well as an overwhelming need to let the asphalt roll out in front of you.

Tends to have symptoms of wanderlust and just plain old lust. A penchant for leather can also accompany this condition.

Consider chronic but not fatal unless grandstanding occurs. Frequently found to incur hearing losses in some varieties of this.

Known varieties include:

• HarleyPoundPoundPound
• KawasakiCrotchRocketitis
• Indianoliosis
• Hondadadadadada
• Suzukispeedyitis

Sufferers of this condition are easily spotted. Gallery pictures and profiles will make some mention of a bike. Chronic sufferers will have a picture of themselves on their bike in their signature file. They may also refer to their bike with a name such as Baby hence the term "Baby Lover".

[Waldo]

Arwen, honey?

I think it might be time for a new hobby. You worry me.

Funny. But you still worry me.

[Arwen]

Ignoramousrulious (ig no ray mohs roo lee oh sus) n. From the Basque to pretend ignorance of rules

1) This condition afflicts individuals of the butch and of the femme persuasions alike. It is characterized by a type of Tourette's which causes a person to post in a thread after reading one post (sometimes just the title of the thread can trigger this condition). Sufferers do not know how to begin at the beginning to determine what the boundaries of said thread are. They simply read something and respond. Often this incurs the proverbial smackdown by thread regulars who may or may not play well with others.

Said smackdown is often delivered by more than one person which can result in the Ignoramousrulios sufferer's responding in kind. This is never a good idea on the sufferer's part as it only incites the smackerdowners.

Ignoramousrulios has a 100% cure rate when treated appropriately. Often this requires repeated applications of smackdowns on the thread in question and PM's as well. Only the very aware can be completely cured.

Ignoramousrulios is often seen in the ButImANewbie individuals as well as the RuleDon'tApplyToMe type. The first is more easily cured and the second tends to attract Drama Llamas. Caution is urged in the second.

[Arwen]

SMACKDOWN (smak down) n. From the Narnian to correct

1) The act of correcting someone's behaviour in a non-gentle way. Can be delivered by an individual of the butch or femme persuasion.

Is considered extremely necessary by the Smackdowner and extremely unnecessary by the Smackdownee.

This act is best administered in PM for the first application. If necessary, can be followed up by a more stringent smackdown in public. Normally best to back off and let the mods do their job unless you like timeouts.

Often seen in cases of Ignoramousrulious and ZombieNekkidness.

[Arwen]

Fagtastic (fag tass tick) adv. From the QueerEyeian to be like us

1) To be supercalifagilistic without all the extra syllables and incumbent singing. Commonly uttered when the perfect outerwear is found such as a "fagtastic" pair of boots. Seemingly confined to the vocabulary of those of the butch persuasion, but has been seen to cross gender preferences.

Rarely, as an insult, to intimate intimacy with another of one's own gender ID.

[Arwen]

UglyMouthed Homonids (ug lee mouwthed hoe moe nids) n. From the Latin to villify

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion with nothing better to do than to talk nasty about others. Characterized by excessive PM's to people they don't know who might be seen chatting to their targets.

These targets are most often individuals who have indicated that the sexual admiration given by the UglyMouthed Homonid is in no way returned. This rejection causes the UglyMouthed to puff up and lash out with rumors and innuendo.

The cure for this is to go to the target individual and verify stories. Most often associated with individuals who suffer from INeedAUHaulitis and IveGottaBigEgo.

Can be a leading cause for Drama Llama and Mod sightings if it goes public. When in PM, if reported, it can cause a much worse visitation from Administratus.

[Arwen]

Pre Gongulation Disorder (pree gon gew lay shun) n. Latin Gongus Interruptus as described by Dr. ChiquitaGot MyBanana, MD


1) A rare disorder found only in males of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe who dwell primarily on the Island of Dreams. This condition is time-sensitive and lasts from 10-40 minutes. Seemingly painful anticipation that comes from long, lengthy hard waits. Can be relieved by stroking a large round disk with any object that come to hand. Elephants, frozen boxers, stilettos and humans have all been used.

NOTE: A relief remedy does exist but you can only get it from Dr. Snow Vixen of the Island. She is a member of the Purple Sarong tribe who seem to gain much pleasure from members of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe being in a continual Pre-Gongulation state.

Seems to be confined to the weekdays around 4pm EST.

Field notes supplied by I Wannabe Oneofthem, PHD.

Fondly dedicated to The Lady Snow