The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

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Pre Gongulation Disorder (pree gon gew lay shun) n. Latin Gongus Interruptus as described by Dr. ChiquitaGot MyBanana, MD


1) A rare disorder found only in males of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe who dwell primarily on the Island of Dreams. This condition is time-sensitive and lasts from 10-40 minutes. Seemingly painful anticipation that comes from long, lengthy hard waits. Can be relieved by stroking a large round disk with any object that come to hand. Elephants, frozen boxers, stilettos and humans have all been used.

NOTE: A relief remedy does exist but you can only get it from Dr. Snow Vixen of the Island. She is a member of the Purple Sarong tribe who seem to gain much pleasure from members of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe being in a continual Pre-Gongulation state.

Seems to be confined to the weekdays around 4pm EST.

Field notes supplied by I Wannabe Oneofthem, PHD.

Fondly dedicated to The Lady Snow

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COCKtail (n) (cohk tale) n. From the Island to party

1) This is a moment in time for some. For others it is a way of life. COCKtail is different from the more common cocktail in that cocktail is merely a drink.
A COCKtail is a way of life. Primarily found on the Island of Dreams , COCKtails are sexual allusions to what happens at night on the Island.

It is a secret code for the removing of sarongs, loincloths and inhibitions. Everyone should have at least one COCKtail moment in their lives.

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Marathon Yap-A-Thon (Mair ah thohn yap ah thohn) n. From the Martian to engage in long intercourse

1) The act of engaging in an unending chat with a good friend. Most often used to describe conversations between two individuals of the femme persuasion. Characterized by phrases such as "Did you hear?" and "Oh my god! Then he said". Seen as a bonding moment by most individuals of the femme persuasion and a moment to be avoided by most individuals of the butch persuasion

Adversely, the act of engaging in an undending spate of MeMeitis where one talks about themselves ad nauseum despite all clues and signs as given by their listener. Can be socially fatal.

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Invisi-font (in vih see fohnt) n. From the Eweian to be witty and not seen


1) This pertains to writing in white font on white background so as not to be seen. First reported in the Ewe Crewe thread but somehow co-opted by the tribe thread and often seen as a marker of random -ness. Can be used to make inDUHviduals feel like they are losing their minds when they are on email notification and see words that are not there when they respond.

Considered to be bait by some Zombu/itches who will leave spaces in their posts but use no invisi-font. This is seen as Zombie taunting and should not be attempted at home. Please leave that to the professionals and the very stupid.

When invisi-font is invoked, it is considered polite to respond with invisi-font. This is etiquette.

Often an emoticon will be used at the end of invisi-font to signal the use of invisi-font. While this seems to preclude the whole idea of writing invisibly, it does save a great deal of clicking and highlighting time which makes Mr Hair happy. Also a marker is a lot of white space followed by punctuation. I'm just saying!

After much ResearchBastard aka He Who Corrects Mistakes research, it was determined then argued that the butches started it. bit came back with the fact that the femmes started it.

EXAMPLE: The true culprits behind this invis-font idea will remain lost in the annals (that's two n's y'all) of history and time.

Corrections have been made. Floggings will occur.

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NUMMY (nuh mee) adj. From the Femminian to ogle


1) Someone or something who causes an individual of the butch or femme persuasion to do an internal badonkakonk or wriggly chair dance in delight. Commonly used as a synonym for melicious, delicious and in general WOWZA.

example "My would you look at that hunk o' butch there. Hy's all kinds of nummy."

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Tequilapostanotta (teh kee lah poh stah nah tah) n. From the Cupcakian to regret


1) The act known as drunken posting. Similar to drunken dialing, but widely considered more effective because it can be seen by many and saved for posterity. Where drunken dialing only affects the dialer and dialee (unless the dialee is with friends and uses speaker phone), drunken posting can affect people for months to come.

Individuals of the butch persuasion and the femme persuasion are known to suffer from bouts of Tequilapostanotta. Characterized by a love of one's own words and the assumption that one is the funniest thing going for that ten minutes, this condition is usually temporary.

There have been threads devoted to Tequilapostanotta.. But examples of this syndrome can be found everywhere.

There is a more virulent variety known as CrownRoyalJerkiness that is generally viewed as socially fatal.

No examples are needed at this or any time.

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Bootch Season (boocha see sohn) n. From the DrunkianFemmian to stalk one's prey

1) The time in a femme's life when she declares open hunting on all butches in sight and sound. Butches would be well warned to head for the hills when a femme says this.

If more than one femme states it is bootch season, then all bets are off and any butches not already tagged, bagged or tattooed are considered fair game.

Alcohol is generally involved in this time, but sometimes it is just hormones.

Femmes have been known to bait traps with cleavage, stilettos and baked goods.

Femmes who are in the throes of the bootch season fever should be considered armed and slightly amusing. Generally they are only dangerous to themselves in terms of huge amounts of social embarrassment if they have been posting ala Tequilapostanotta.