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my mom has had some doozies...
she once said she needed to get her medicine subscription refilled. Not funny but it’s kinda cute |
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11-18-2018, 05:06 AM
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As Yogi Bear once famously said......."Texas has a lot of electrical votes." when he should of said "electoral votes"........
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Norm Crosby was the king of of malapropisms back in the day.......
"Listen to the blabbing brook." Norm Crosby |
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If you're old enough you might remember this one....
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." by Dan Quayle, Vice President |
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many couples that I marry will often say
*We want to say our own vowels* |
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Malapropism
A malapropism is the mistaken use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance. The word originates with the character "Mrs Malaprop", a humorous old aunt character in Richard Sheridan's 1775 comedy-of-manners, The Rivals. Here's to: ( That's a lil joke. ) " 'I am a person who recognises the fallacy of humans' George W Bush to Oprah Winfrey. " " 'He eludes confidence' William Bratton, Los Angeles police chief, of Barack Obama's second inaugural speech, 2009."
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MY personal favorite.........
I still laugh about the "book suppository"!!!  ~Theo~ 
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On David Letterman’s late night show in 2012, he said he wouldn’t go crazy getting tattoos because “I’m not going for the Sixteenth Chapel look.” He was trying to refer to the Sistine Chapel...
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President Bush the son.......
Here is one hilarious malapropism of his..
"And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it.” |
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Pittsburgh Steelers, coach Bill Cowher, likely gave his players a scare when he mixed up “circumvent,” meaning “go around,” with a medical procedure.
He said, “We're not attempting to circumcise rules.” |
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