FIVE Must~Haves

RockOn · 04-22-2019, 01:29 AM

(my 3 pups, order of adoption, everyone is special!)
1. Kevin Daniel
2. Jennifer Avery
3. Jeffrey Alan
4. soft soothing socks and shoes
5. one of my new doctors, OMG ...SHE (who must be obeyed) is the most beautiful sexy femme creature I have ever laid eyes on ... seriously, she is quite sassy.
She asked me when was the last time I had had this certain medical procedure and I said, "never, and it won't happen, that place is an exit only." I know I heard a faint chuckle just before she told me I would be receiving a letter very soon stating the date and time for this procedure.

I wiggled all around it, tried to get her mind on something else so she would forget about that med test. I even found photos of Kevie, Jennifer and Jeffrey to show her. I could tell she was really interested ... she does dog rescue also. She has a friendly personality and the fact that she does Dog Rescue makes me love her even more. She had 5 wiener dogs at one time (all rescues). They all lived til their late teens. Now she has a couple American Bulldogs that are rescues. She is bringing their photos in to show me next time.

Then she proceeded to tell me 2 more med tests she is ordering up for me. That makes a total of 3! Their times and date, name of procedure, address and phone number were included in three separate letters. On the procedure I do not want to do, she wrote a little personal note at the end said something along the lines of, "do it for Kevin, Jennifer and Jeffrey - you know they all need you!

WTF! I am feeling a conspirocy from my gyno, which is who suggested this primary Ms Thang internist doctor. I have a butch gyno who I have had for around 35 years and for the last 12 years she has been pressing me really hard to do this one procedure and I always said "nope, not happening to me." When butch gyno gave me a referal, to this smart, beautiful, bossy woman, she told me I would really like her.

I had a gyno appointment right after my new primary internist appointment and mentioned my conspiracy theory. Butch gyno was laughing so hard she was hurting me with one of those ear swabbs about two feet long. I said to the nurse she is hurting me while I grabbed the nurse's hand and told her to squeeze my hand, make it hurt bad. This butch gyno and nurse have worked together 35 years so we all know each other and tell funny historical stories on each other.

Does this sound like a conspiracy to anyone else but me? I think doctors maybe trade notes.

By the way, I don't hit on straight women. I can have stories in my head and no one knows, no one gets hurt.

kittygrrl · 04-22-2019, 12:17 PM

woodpeckers
fur babies
woods
smiles
a scoop of rocky road ice cream on a warm day

Kätzchen · 04-26-2019, 09:08 PM

1) a good credit score (comes in handy for a multitude of reasons).

2) a bunch of good luck (I could use a bunch of that, right now, lol)

3) Time to savor a sunrise or a sunset.

4) a manicure and a pedicure (it's that time of the month, again).

5) A hot air balloon ride at sundown; to sail in the air, over a body of water, near beautiful mountains (I wanna do that, soon)

Vincent · 04-26-2019, 09:19 PM

Dogs
music
animals
dogs
more music

oh yeah and lots of music FOR dogs

cool

Bèsame* · 04-26-2019, 10:11 PM

I agree, music!

The sound of water...ok, even the water for a bubble bath will do.

Lace! Somewhere, showing or not 😉

Communication, even when I find myself talking to myself.

Fresh fruit and veggies

Greco · 04-27-2019, 05:42 PM

family...and our love
colors...paint magical potions indeed
brushes
music and all its magic
a woman as exciting as
white water in a gently
flowing river
friends...with integrity
intelligence...creativity

What a day.

Greco

CherylNYC · 04-28-2019, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockOn

(my 3 pups, order of adoption, everyone is special!)
1. Kevin Daniel
2. Jennifer Avery
3. Jeffrey Alan
4. soft soothing socks and shoes
5. one of my new doctors, OMG ...SHE (who must be obeyed) is the most beautiful sexy femme creature I have ever laid eyes on ... seriously, she is quite sassy.
She asked me when was the last time I had had this certain medical procedure and I said, "never, and it won't happen, that place is an exit only." I know I heard a faint chuckle just before she told me I would be receiving a letter very soon stating the date and time for this procedure.

I wiggled all around it, tried to get her mind on something else so she would forget about that med test. I even found photos of Kevie, Jennifer and Jeffrey to show her. I could tell she was really interested ... she does dog rescue also. She has a friendly personality and the fact that she does Dog Rescue makes me love her even more. She had 5 wiener dogs at one time (all rescues). They all lived til their late teens. Now she has a couple American Bulldogs that are rescues. She is bringing their photos in to show me next time.

Then she proceeded to tell me 2 more med tests she is ordering up for me. That makes a total of 3! Their times and date, name of procedure, address and phone number were included in three separate letters. On the procedure I do not want to do, she wrote a little personal note at the end said something along the lines of, "do it for Kevin, Jennifer and Jeffrey - you know they all need you!

WTF! I am feeling a conspirocy from my gyno, which is who suggested this primary Ms Thang internist doctor. I have a butch gyno who I have had for around 35 years and for the last 12 years she has been pressing me really hard to do this one procedure and I always said "nope, not happening to me." When butch gyno gave me a referal, to this smart, beautiful, bossy woman, she told me I would really like her.

I had a gyno appointment right after my new primary internist appointment and mentioned my conspiracy theory. Butch gyno was laughing so hard she was hurting me with one of those ear swabbs about two feet long. I said to the nurse she is hurting me while I grabbed the nurse's hand and told her to squeeze my hand, make it hurt bad. This butch gyno and nurse have worked together 35 years so we all know each other and tell funny historical stories on each other.

Does this sound like a conspiracy to anyone else but me? I think doctors maybe trade notes.

By the way, I don't hit on straight women. I can have stories in my head and no one knows, no one gets hurt.

Are you SURE she's straight?

04-22-2019, 12:17 PM	#2
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Preferred Pronoun?: Fae Relationship Status: just for fun Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,449 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,637 Thanked 22,021 Times in 7,123 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	woodpeckers fur babies woods smiles a scoop of rocky road ice cream on a warm day __________________ "We're nine meals from anarchy"" Lewis

04-26-2019, 09:08 PM	#3
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Join Date: May 2010 Location: @ home with my granddaughter, chosen friends & family. ツ Posts: 16,129 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,542 Thanked 33,557 Times in 10,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	1) a good credit score (comes in handy for a multitude of reasons). 2) a bunch of good luck (I could use a bunch of that, right now, lol) 3) Time to savor a sunrise or a sunset. 4) a manicure and a pedicure (it's that time of the month, again). 5) A hot air balloon ride at sundown; to sail in the air, over a body of water, near beautiful mountains (I wanna do that, soon) __________________ “Evil flourishes in darkness, Corruption flourishes in secrecy,” ~Attorney’s for the Epstein Sex Abuse Survivors.

04-26-2019, 09:19 PM	#4
Vincent Member How Do You Identify?: Transman Preferred Pronoun?: Him,he Relationship Status: just me Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Tweed Heads Australia Posts: 427 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,205 Thanked 936 Times in 335 Posts Rep Power: 12178444	Dogs music animals dogs more music oh yeah and lots of music FOR dogs cool __________________ https://soundcloud.com/conormont https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb1y2xyfYSw If Not Me-Who If Not Now-When If Not Here-Where

04-26-2019, 10:11 PM	#5
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,395 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,144 Thanked 40,962 Times in 10,745 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	I agree, music! The sound of water...ok, even the water for a bubble bath will do. Lace! Somewhere, showing or not 😉 Communication, even when I find myself talking to myself. Fresh fruit and veggies __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

04-27-2019, 05:42 PM	#6
Greco Senior Member How Do You Identify?: GNC, not Trans, REAL. TIME. ONLY. Preferred Pronoun?: REAL. TIME. ONLY. Relationship Status: REAL. TIME. ONLY. Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: In a good life. Posts: 3,200 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,160 Thanked 6,616 Times in 2,285 Posts Rep Power: 0	6 family...and our love colors...paint magical potions indeed brushes music and all its magic a woman as exciting as white water in a gently flowing river friends...with integrity intelligence...creativity What a day. Greco

04-22-2019, 01:29 AM	#1
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,304 Times in 2,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	(my 3 pups, order of adoption, everyone is special!) 1. Kevin Daniel 2. Jennifer Avery 3. Jeffrey Alan 4. soft soothing socks and shoes 5. one of my new doctors, OMG ...SHE (who must be obeyed) is the most beautiful sexy femme creature I have ever laid eyes on ... seriously, she is quite sassy. She asked me when was the last time I had had this certain medical procedure and I said, "never, and it won't happen, that place is an exit only." I know I heard a faint chuckle just before she told me I would be receiving a letter very soon stating the date and time for this procedure. I wiggled all around it, tried to get her mind on something else so she would forget about that med test. I even found photos of Kevie, Jennifer and Jeffrey to show her. I could tell she was really interested ... she does dog rescue also. She has a friendly personality and the fact that she does Dog Rescue makes me love her even more. She had 5 wiener dogs at one time (all rescues). They all lived til their late teens. Now she has a couple American Bulldogs that are rescues. She is bringing their photos in to show me next time. Then she proceeded to tell me 2 more med tests she is ordering up for me. That makes a total of 3! Their times and date, name of procedure, address and phone number were included in three separate letters. On the procedure I do not want to do, she wrote a little personal note at the end said something along the lines of, "do it for Kevin, Jennifer and Jeffrey - you know they all need you! WTF! I am feeling a conspirocy from my gyno, which is who suggested this primary Ms Thang internist doctor. I have a butch gyno who I have had for around 35 years and for the last 12 years she has been pressing me really hard to do this one procedure and I always said "nope, not happening to me." When butch gyno gave me a referal, to this smart, beautiful, bossy woman, she told me I would really like her. I had a gyno appointment right after my new primary internist appointment and mentioned my conspiracy theory. Butch gyno was laughing so hard she was hurting me with one of those ear swabbs about two feet long. I said to the nurse she is hurting me while I grabbed the nurse's hand and told her to squeeze my hand, make it hurt bad. This butch gyno and nurse have worked together 35 years so we all know each other and tell funny historical stories on each other. Does this sound like a conspiracy to anyone else but me? I think doctors maybe trade notes. By the way, I don't hit on straight women. I can have stories in my head and no one knows, no one gets hurt.