5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

Write14u · 06-07-2010, 12:28 AM

1. I went to a high school football game after a couple of beers. There was a cemetary up the hill from our stadium. As I was driving past it, a black cat jumped INTO my car. I yelled and tossed it back OUT of my car. Scared the bejeesus out of me.

2. Leonard Bernstein's death spurred a conversation in my first journalism class about euphamisms for death (which we're not allowed to use) ... you know, things like ...so and so "passed." After using a buch of them, we determined that the best one was "Jesus called."

3. I still have my 40th birthday cards out on my mantle ... two months later.

4. I'm sitting here watching Ron (Tater Salad) White. He's funny. So are Larry the Cable guy (Get 'er done!) , Bill (Here's your sign) Engvall and Jeff (You might be a Redneck) Foxworthy. I love good comedy.

5. I'm tired. Time to crash out.

06-07-2010, 12:28 AM	#1
Write14u Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I'm easy Relationship Status: She's some kind of wonderful. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks Posts: 626 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 240 Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts Rep Power: 759422	1. I went to a high school football game after a couple of beers. There was a cemetary up the hill from our stadium. As I was driving past it, a black cat jumped INTO my car. I yelled and tossed it back OUT of my car. Scared the bejeesus out of me. 2. Leonard Bernstein's death spurred a conversation in my first journalism class about euphamisms for death (which we're not allowed to use) ... you know, things like ...so and so "passed." After using a buch of them, we determined that the best one was "Jesus called." 3. I still have my 40th birthday cards out on my mantle ... two months later. 4. I'm sitting here watching Ron (Tater Salad) White. He's funny. So are Larry the Cable guy (Get 'er done!) , Bill (Here's your sign) Engvall and Jeff (You might be a Redneck) Foxworthy. I love good comedy. 5. I'm tired. Time to crash out. __________________ "I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -- Crash Davis, Bull Durham