The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

Ebon · 06-07-2010, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Arwen

Threadstalking (Thred stal king) verb origin English from the Latin Stalkere, to watch

1) The act of going into someone's profile and hitting "see all posts by" and reading them. Sometimes compounded by publicly respondind to posts. Other times by sending PM's

Can be a hobby. Can also be a psychotic ex.

Thanks for telling me how to do this. muahahaha

Arwen · 06-07-2010, 04:28 PM

CFM (Cee Eff Emm) acronym from the Femmenese "To Make Him Sweat"

The acronym, CFM, stands for Come Fuck Me which alludes to the badonkadonk nature of this clothing item. Individuals of the femme persuasion who know the effect of this particular shoe are known by the sway of their hips.

CFM's are a piece of essential clothing for individuals of the femme persuasion. Some individuals of the butch persuasion have admitted to this staff member that CFM's are essential for them as well only not on their own foot.

Simply put, a CFM is a shoe with a heel. But there is more, so much more, that goes into classifying a shoe as a CFM. The heel must be over 2.5" in height. The body of the shoe needs to point and arch the foot in a "ouch that's got to hurt" manner and straps are a good thing in CFM's.

Many individuals of the butch persuasion try to evince invulnerability to the CFM, but often give themselves away by the glazed look in their eye along with the drooling.

Other names for CFM's are "Jesus shoes" as in "throw your legs up to Jesus" and "Sweet Holy Mother Of God" which is often what the individual of the butch persuasion will say when he sees an individual of the femme persuasion in 5" stiletto heels coming towards him.

Arwen · 06-07-2010, 04:30 PM

Thingie (thengh ee) n. From Basque "obscure"

A thingie is not, as some dear individuals of the butch persuasion seem to believe, a non-item. Thingies are very real.

Thingies are a bit confusing if you are not an individual of the femme persuasion because thingies change.

Often an individual of the femme persuasion is presented with an unfamiliar term such as socket wrench or monkey wrench or phillips head wrench. This causes a misfire in the brain of the individual of the femme persuasion called a "replaceiotis".

This misfire removes all unfamiliar terms and replaces it with the comfort zone word, thingie.

Hence, "Honey hand me that crescent wrench" is better phrased "Honey, hand me that thingy that has the moon thingie on the end." Those individuals of the butch persuasion who comprehend this replacement misfire will find themselves getting exactly what they want.

Now then, when an individual of the butch persuasion is asked, "Sweetheart, have you seen that thingy I need for my hair?" the correct response is, "Baby, your hair looks just fine."

Should the individual of the butch persuasion suspect in any way that the individual of the femme persuasion might be riding the pony soon, the only correct answer is, "Can I get you a glass of wine and some chocolate?"

Any attempts to decipher exactly what thingie the individual of the femme persuasion is seeking at that point could result in the butch losing something he is very attached to--permanently or strapped on.

Note: Stereotypes have been employed to mock. If you are not able to laugh at yourself, please go bye-bye,thanks and have a nice day.

Arwen · 06-07-2010, 10:08 PM

Whatchit (wah chit) n. From Butchesque "man scan"

A whatchit is not, as some dear individuals of the femme persuasion seem to believe, a non-item. Whatchits are very real. Whatchits have legs and can get up and move around.

When an individual of the butch persuasion stands in the doorway of any given room and looks from the left side to the right side (or the right side to the left side) in 15 seconds or less and says, "Babe? I can't find the whatchit" the individual of the femme persuasion is urged not to roll her eyes. Instead, the individual of the femme persuasion should gently ask, "Where else have you not looked, dear?"

Asking the individual of the butch persuasion to describe said whatchit is a waste of time for the individual of the femme persuasion or the best butch buddy. That answer always sounds something similar to "You know... about this big and you use it to open/close/find/remove/fix things."

is also not a recommended facial expression.

Note: Stereotypes have been employed to mock. If you are not able to laugh at yourself, please go bye-bye,thanks and have a nice day.

06-07-2010, 04:28 PM	#2
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	CFM (Cee Eff Emm) acronym from the Femmenese "To Make Him Sweat" The acronym, CFM, stands for Come Fuck Me which alludes to the badonkadonk nature of this clothing item. Individuals of the femme persuasion who know the effect of this particular shoe are known by the sway of their hips. CFM's are a piece of essential clothing for individuals of the femme persuasion. Some individuals of the butch persuasion have admitted to this staff member that CFM's are essential for them as well only not on their own foot. Simply put, a CFM is a shoe with a heel. But there is more, so much more, that goes into classifying a shoe as a CFM. The heel must be over 2.5" in height. The body of the shoe needs to point and arch the foot in a "ouch that's got to hurt" manner and straps are a good thing in CFM's. Many individuals of the butch persuasion try to evince invulnerability to the CFM, but often give themselves away by the glazed look in their eye along with the drooling. Other names for CFM's are "Jesus shoes" as in "throw your legs up to Jesus" and "Sweet Holy Mother Of God" which is often what the individual of the butch persuasion will say when he sees an individual of the femme persuasion in 5" stiletto heels coming towards him. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-07-2010, 04:30 PM	#3
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Thingie (thengh ee) n. From Basque "obscure" A thingie is not, as some dear individuals of the butch persuasion seem to believe, a non-item. Thingies are very real. Thingies are a bit confusing if you are not an individual of the femme persuasion because thingies change. Often an individual of the femme persuasion is presented with an unfamiliar term such as socket wrench or monkey wrench or phillips head wrench. This causes a misfire in the brain of the individual of the femme persuasion called a "replaceiotis". This misfire removes all unfamiliar terms and replaces it with the comfort zone word, thingie. Hence, "Honey hand me that crescent wrench" is better phrased "Honey, hand me that thingy that has the moon thingie on the end." Those individuals of the butch persuasion who comprehend this replacement misfire will find themselves getting exactly what they want. Now then, when an individual of the butch persuasion is asked, "Sweetheart, have you seen that thingy I need for my hair?" the correct response is, "Baby, your hair looks just fine." Should the individual of the butch persuasion suspect in any way that the individual of the femme persuasion might be riding the pony soon, the only correct answer is, "Can I get you a glass of wine and some chocolate?" Any attempts to decipher exactly what thingie the individual of the femme persuasion is seeking at that point could result in the butch losing something he is very attached to--permanently or strapped on. Note: Stereotypes have been employed to mock. If you are not able to laugh at yourself, please go bye-bye,thanks and have a nice day. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-07-2010, 10:08 PM	#4
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Whatchit (wah chit) n. From Butchesque "man scan" A whatchit is not, as some dear individuals of the femme persuasion seem to believe, a non-item. Whatchits are very real. Whatchits have legs and can get up and move around. When an individual of the butch persuasion stands in the doorway of any given room and looks from the left side to the right side (or the right side to the left side) in 15 seconds or less and says, "Babe? I can't find the whatchit" the individual of the femme persuasion is urged not to roll her eyes. Instead, the individual of the femme persuasion should gently ask, "Where else have you not looked, dear?" Asking the individual of the butch persuasion to describe said whatchit is a waste of time for the individual of the femme persuasion or the best butch buddy. That answer always sounds something similar to "You know... about this big and you use it to open/close/find/remove/fix things." is also not a recommended facial expression. *Note: Stereotypes have been employed to mock. If you are not able to laugh at yourself, please go bye-bye,thanks and have a nice day.* __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?