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06-07-2010, 06:07 PM
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Mentally Delicious
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How about that fact that we all eat hummus, have hairy armpits, and wear Birkenstocks.
(some of us do! - some of us dont!)
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06-07-2010, 06:12 PM
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We all love the Indigo girls
 Can you post a picture of your mom apretty? 
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06-07-2010, 06:21 PM
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06-07-2010, 06:23 PM
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06-07-2010, 06:52 PM
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06-07-2010, 06:55 PM
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MILLION $$$ PUSSY
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All lesbians are vanilla...... 
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06-07-2010, 11:16 PM
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I can just hear it now yelled across a bed: "Are you there yet?" "No" "Are you there yet?" "No" "Are you there yet?" "Noooo!" "Are you thinking of me?" "No... I mean yes... damn it, I was so close that time!"
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06-08-2010, 12:33 AM
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Insert ALL in front of these.....
Lesbians do not understand the B-F dynamic. Lesbians are anti-trans. Lesbians are not stylish. Lesbians are anti-kink/BDSM, stone and anti-dildos. Lesbians hate men. Lesbians hate butches. Lesbians hate femmes. Lesbians are the enemy of the TIQ segement of the umbrella LGBTIQ community. Lerbians must have equal numbers of orgasms in the very same manner every time they make love and they keep records (just saw a post in a thread referring to this!!! Lesbians are anti-masculine. Last edited by AtLast; 06-08-2010 at 12:35 AM. Reason: stuff |
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07-21-2010, 09:37 AM
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I remember when I was Bar tending at the G-spot, a private members women's club, it was the day after pride and the upstairs had a few gals reclining, talking, reading, eating. A guy burst in (unmarked building but I'm sure word got round) with his shirt off and some homophobic saying on his chest in Jiffy marker (I can't recall what it was, too long ago). He pointed and said "YOU ALLL HAVE PENIS ENVY!"
No one reacted, people kept talking. One gal who was reading said "no. I think you'll find our cocks are much bigger than yours." and went back to reading. I told him it was a private members club and he'd have to leave. He wanted to join, how much was a membership. "of course you can join. $200,000 please." he left without too much fuss, but I recall him not having a comeback for the assertion about penis envy. |
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11-11-2010, 04:25 PM
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11-11-2010, 04:28 PM
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OH and don't forget this one...............
Lesbianism is CONTAGIOUS.......  Hmm, I wonder whom I caught it from?  I'll be back at a later date to post more when I have more time. Thanks Met for starting this thread, it's making me laugh already.
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06-07-2010, 07:06 PM
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<-- wears Berkies, has hairy pits at the moment, and eats the hummus.
 Lesbians need to process everything. Lesbians don't like raunchy sex. They just cuddle and lick. Lesbian feminists are humorless. |
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09-08-2010, 05:34 PM
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...and they like vegetarian potluck dinner parties. At least, I do. And, after dinner, they form a drumming circle in the backyard and howl at the moon. I don't do this, but some of my best friends do.
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09-08-2010, 06:28 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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11-04-2010, 02:19 AM
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Here is the #1 Number one, mind you! Hit on youtube when searching "lesbian dyke"
*pukes a little in my mouth*
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11-10-2010, 10:09 PM
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About seven years ago I went swimming at night at Barton springs in Austin (it's a huge freezing swimming pool, spring-fed and very natural looking). It happened to be a full moon night, and all these people showed up and began howling at the moon. I was down in the dark cold water and with the full moon above me and human howls coming from all sides. The greater part of me at the time felt like this was an odd and somewhat silly and very Austin experience. Since then, though, there have been nights when I wish I could go back there to that moment and join the human howling at the moon. It seems like howling is such a lonely sound and the visceral sharing of and in loneliness in the cold dark water is a moment I want back. I was alone all the time back then - no matter how many people I knew - and I didn't yet know the sound of my own voice.
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11-11-2010, 04:00 PM
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When I was still living my straight life, I had some stereotypes of lesbians. I thought the were laid back and happy and care free and enjoyed barbecues and parties and laughed long and hard and were inclusive and supportive of other women. Oh, and that they adored their animals.
I think I got these ideas from watching backstage footage of the indigo girls at Lilith faire and by watching my lesbian next-door neighbors as I grew up. And mostly I thought they were stronger than I.
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11-12-2010, 03:11 PM
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11-12-2010, 03:21 PM
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-- cuddle and lick? omg we are all cats...
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11-12-2010, 03:50 PM
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I mother lesbian tell menonce that I wasn't a true lesbian unless I watched gay male porn.
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