Dear Santa....

homoe · 11-29-2019, 08:07 AM

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Dear Santa,

I know a very nice lady that I think would love her very own stairmaster. See the gym, where she workouts, recently replaced its equipment and left only two that she prefers. Sometimes it's hard for her to access one there. I realize hauling an item like that on a sled could be precarious so if a stairmaster isn't possible could you at least bring her a couple pairs of Walking Shoes.

Thanks Santa.

Stone-Butch · 11-29-2019, 11:34 AM

Santa you KNOW what I want eh. Same ole same ole..

homoe · 11-30-2019, 02:37 AM

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Dear Santa,

I have a buddy who does a lot of traveling for their job and could use a couple of snazzy blazers. If you like me are not a slave to fashion, perhaps Mrs Clause could help pick them out.

Thanks Santa.
P.S. This buddy is a very good cook so make sure and check on the stove for something tasty!

homoe · 11-30-2019, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone-Butch

Santa you KNOW what I want eh. Same ole same ole..

Stone, I heard you've been very well behaved so perhaps this will be your lucky year..

Stone-Butch · 11-30-2019, 05:08 AM

Dear moe, I have had to be well behaved as Santa didn't deliver last year either. I am glad you are in close contact with him though so you know I have been good eh. Such a bud. LOL

homoe · 11-30-2019, 07:06 PM

Dear Santa,

Could you please bring a nice woman I know a fine assortment of Christmas tree ornaments so she'll have them for next year. It seems someone has absconded with her previous ones! Could you also bring her a year's worth of applesauce, preferably homemade and direct from Mrs Clause's kitchen?

Thanks Santa.

P.S. Something tells me if you check in her refrigerator an icy cold coke awaits you.

homoe · 11-30-2019, 07:18 PM

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Dear Santa,

I know this is an highly usual request, but when you fly over Canada could you pick up a "hitchhiker" of sorts? She has a fairly young grand-baby I'm sure she'd love to see and well you know Santa those long lines and grumpy TSA workers at the airports just take all the joy out of flying in the conventional manner!

Thanks Santa.
P.S. She has a wonderful sense of humor Santa and no doubt she'll have you in stitches all the way to Australia!

Bèsame* · 11-30-2019, 08:21 PM

Dear Santa,

I love this thread. I've been reminiscing of all Christmases past. When I was smaller and actually asked Santa. When I was older and Santa surprised me.

Of late, I would really like to go back in time and re-live a Christmas so I could see all my family together again. Ahhhh, sweet Christmas memories...

Thank you Santa for taking me back to them

homoe · 12-25-2019, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Stone-Butch

Dear moe, I have had to be well behaved as Santa didn't deliver last year either. I am glad you are in close contact with him though so you know I have been good eh. Such a bud. LOL

Hey Stone, I'm dying to ask did Santa deliver this year?

11-29-2019, 11:34 AM	#2
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11-30-2019, 05:08 AM	#5
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11-29-2019, 08:07 AM	#1
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11-30-2019, 02:37 AM	#3
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	~~ Dear Santa, I have a buddy who does a lot of traveling for their job and could use a couple of snazzy blazers. If you like me are not a slave to fashion, perhaps Mrs Clause could help pick them out. Thanks Santa. P.S. This buddy is a very good cook so make sure and check on the stove for something tasty!

11-30-2019, 07:06 PM	#6
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	Dear Santa, Could you please bring a nice woman I know a fine assortment of Christmas tree ornaments so she'll have them for next year. It seems someone has absconded with her previous ones! Could you also bring her a year's worth of applesauce, preferably homemade and direct from Mrs Clause's kitchen? Thanks Santa. P.S. Something tells me if you check in her refrigerator an icy cold coke awaits you.

11-30-2019, 07:18 PM	#7
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	~~ Dear Santa, I know this is an highly usual request, but when you fly over Canada could you pick up a "hitchhiker" of sorts? She has a fairly young grand-baby I'm sure she'd love to see and well you know Santa those long lines and grumpy TSA workers at the airports just take all the joy out of flying in the conventional manner! Thanks Santa. P.S. She has a wonderful sense of humor Santa and no doubt she'll have you in stitches all the way to Australia!