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Old 01-21-2020, 09:01 PM   #1
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Is that the dog we’re supposed to beware of? he asks the owner.
That’s him, comes the reply.
He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?
Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.
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To get his quarter back.

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