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02-29-2020, 05:09 AM
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03-06-2020, 11:34 AM
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Why did the monkey like the banana?
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03-06-2020, 03:07 PM
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What happened when the hags broom broke down?
She witch-hiked. Do flying mammals play ping -pong? No, they prefer bat-minton. Why do birds of a nest always agree? To keep from falling out. How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away his charge card. |
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03-08-2020, 09:49 AM
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* Pretentious? Moi?
* How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish. * What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
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03-08-2020, 10:22 AM
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Who's there? Sham. Sham Who? Shampoo. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why did the little kid throw the clock out the window? They wanted to see if Time could fly. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< What did the ball say to the mitt as it was running away? Catch ya later!
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04-10-2020, 05:33 PM
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04-10-2020, 06:14 PM
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What mysterious thing did the astronaut see in the pan?
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