Vanity Fair Questionnaire.

[MaddieRobbie]

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
An ocean breeze, the sound of waves, a day spent exploring, an evening spent dining, a night spent with someone stirring

What is your greatest fear?
Leaving without having done all I want to do in this life.

What historical figure do you most identify with?
Depends. Sometime I'm Collette...and sometimes I'm Lucille Ball.

Which living person do you most admire?
My mom.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Vanity.

What trait do you most deplore in others?
Dishonesty.

What is your greatest extravagance?
Oh, there are simply too many to list. I'm not all about "stuff" but I love nice clothes, excellent champagne, rich food, and Cuban cigars.

On what occasion do you lie?
When I try to hard to not hurt people's feelings.

What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My feet, which look like they belong underneath a large flightless bird.

What is your favorite journey?
This path I'm on now. It took me a while to get here and I like the direction it's
headed in.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Selflessness. I think we should all be a little selfish about some times.

Which living person do you most despise?
Donald Trump.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
F-bombs.

What is your greatest regret?
Mostly about opportunities I didn't take or pissing away advantages I had when I was young and naive.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
None...yet. Not that there haven't been some good ones, just not a great one.

When and where were you happiest?
Here and now.

Which talent would you most like to have?
To sing and not sound like I'm howling in pain.

What is your current state of mind?
Pent up.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
More patient.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
More tolerance sooner. We lost a lot of time while they found their way with my identity.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what would it be?
One of the Queen's Corgis. Little fuckers live well.

If you could choose what or who to come back as, what would it be?
I'm good. I might like to try being a dude for a day, though.

What do your consider your greatest achievement?
Me. Not in a self centered way, only that I pulled my life out of a skid and happy to be here and healthy.

What is your most treasured possession?
A picture of me drawn by my niece. I rock blue hair.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Loneliness.

What is your most marked characteristic?
Adventurousness.

What is the quality you most like in a man?
Solutions oriented - and if they're on your side, they are there for life.

What is the quality you most admire in a woman?
Emotional awareness. Empathy.

What do you most value in your friends?
Honesty.

Who are your favourite writers?
Toni Morrison. Rita Mae Brown.

Who is your favourite hero of fiction?
Nancy Drew.

Who are your heroes in real life?
Doctors and nurses.

What are your favourite names?
Hard to say. People make their names special, you know?

What is it that you most dislike?
Being bored.

How would you like to die?
Not of boredom.

What is your motto?
Don't be a dick.