If you knocked on my door today....

JDeere · 04-09-2020, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bèsame*

I'm going to go around and rattle your window with my mask on! That should be fun...hee he hee

If Besame knocked on my door, I'd tell her to go into the backyard and sit down. And talk but 6 feet away of course.

RebelDyke · 04-26-2020, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JDeere

If Besame knocked on my door, I'd tell her to go into the backyard and sit down. And talk but 6 feet away of course.

If JDeere knocked on my door, I'd hand him a beer, and have a BBQ.. and chat about... stuff

Cigars are optional

Baby_Yoda · 04-26-2020, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RebelDyke

If JDeere knocked on my door, I'd hand him a beer, and have a BBQ.. and chat about... stuff

Cigars are optional

Hmmm... I believe try it and find out works.

Orema · 11-29-2021, 04:21 AM

If anyone knocked on my door today I’d ask if you’ve been jabbed. If so, I’d invite you in to help me bring out my cute little gold-glitter tree that’s boxed in the garage. Then we can have coffee or cocoa with tea cakes while chatting and watching the snow come down.

homoe · 11-29-2021, 06:06 AM

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If Orema knocked on my door today, I grab her by the arm and tell her we're taking a ferry and heading over to Seattle to see Fran Lebowitz!

Yes, I know you can see Fran perform at the Fox Theatre - in Detroit, MI but you'd have to wait until April 16th and this way you'd get to see her months earlier and with a homie!

cathexis · 11-30-2021, 07:46 AM

If Homoe knocked on my door today, a large (Maine coon) cat would first to greet you. I'd hang your coat showing where to take your snow boots off which is a spot with newspaper and various sized fuzzy flip-flops. Then I would offer your choice of hot or cold beverages showing you to a comfortable recliner.

homoe · 11-30-2021, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by cathexis

If Homoe knocked on my door today, a large (Maine coon) cat would first to greet you. I'd hang your coat showing where to take your snow boots off which is a spot with newspaper and various sized fuzzy flip-flops. Then I would offer your choice of hot or cold beverages showing you to a comfortable recliner.

And if that comfortable recliner was also a rocker, good luck getting my ass out of it before spring..........

homoe · 11-30-2021, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Orema

If anyone knocked on my door today I’d ask if you’ve been jabbed. If so, I’d invite you in to help me bring out my cute little gold-glitter tree that’s boxed in the garage. Then we can have coffee or cocoa with tea cakes while chatting and watching the snow come down.

At the first sign of flakes falling, I'd get the heck out of there.......

Bèsame* · 09-08-2022, 09:55 AM

Hurry come in...its raining cats and dogs today. Its cozy in here with the rain darkness and the candles buring.

I'd show you all the surprises I have. I'd have to explain what the meanings are. Shhhh, it's a secret.

We could sit out on the front porch and listen to the thunder!

11-29-2021, 06:06 AM	#5
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11-30-2021, 07:46 AM	#6
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09-08-2022, 09:55 AM	#9
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,111 Thanked 40,943 Times in 10,729 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	Hurry come in...its raining cats and dogs today. Its cozy in here with the rain darkness and the candles buring. I'd show you all the surprises I have. I'd have to explain what the meanings are. Shhhh, it's a secret. We could sit out on the front porch and listen to the thunder! __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

11-29-2021, 04:21 AM	#4
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,576 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,435 Thanked 34,702 Times in 8,931 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	If anyone knocked on my door today I’d ask if you’ve been jabbed. If so, I’d invite you in to help me bring out my cute little gold-glitter tree that’s boxed in the garage. Then we can have coffee or cocoa with tea cakes while chatting and watching the snow come down.