Funny or Silly Lyrics From a Country Song

A. Spectre · 04-30-2020, 01:30 PM

I love my apron, but I ain't your mama

Miranda Lambert

Ginger · 04-30-2020, 03:20 PM

I might have been born just plain White trash,
but Fancy is my name.

Kätzchen · 04-30-2020, 10:09 PM

"We Got Paid by Cash"

(The Statler Brothers)

Kätzchen · 04-30-2020, 10:21 PM

"You're the reason why our kids are ugly"

(Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty)

Bèsame* · 04-30-2020, 10:54 PM

I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors

Bèsame* · 04-30-2020, 11:04 PM

I was born and raised in the boondocks

A. Spectre · 05-01-2020, 06:09 AM

Bubba shot the jukebox

Mark Chestnutt

Kätzchen · 05-02-2020, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A. Spectre

I love my apron, but I ain't your mama

Miranda Lambert

I've never heard this song by Miranda Lambert at all, but gosh, this song is going in my cache of Awesome Song Lyrics! True Story: I love my apron, but I ain't your momma (ML).

I wish I knew more country songs with lyrics that seem funny or silly or right on target (LOL or not

).

I like your thread, Ace.

<<<<<~~ will take a seat and read posts in your forum column.

Stone-Butch · 05-02-2020, 06:18 PM

https://youtu.be/20RVT_zP2o4

Boogie woogy choo choo train

Baby_Yoda · 05-02-2020, 06:22 PM

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die.

Most of the song is full of funny lines

Bèsame* · 05-02-2020, 07:54 PM

Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention

Bèsame* · 05-02-2020, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bèsame*

Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention

A. Spectre · 05-03-2020, 07:25 AM

Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?

Ray Stevens

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