Funny or Silly Lyrics From a Country Song - Page 2

FireSignFemme · 04-29-2020, 12:06 PM

All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee…

FireSignFemme · 04-29-2020, 12:38 PM

All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee…

I smoke old stogies I have found, short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road - Roger Miller

A. Spectre · 04-30-2020, 01:30 PM

I love my apron, but I ain't your mama

Miranda Lambert

Ginger · 04-30-2020, 03:20 PM

I might have been born just plain White trash,
but Fancy is my name.

Kätzchen · 04-30-2020, 10:09 PM

"We Got Paid by Cash"

(The Statler Brothers)

Kätzchen · 04-30-2020, 10:21 PM

"You're the reason why our kids are ugly"

(Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty)

Bèsame* · 04-30-2020, 10:54 PM

I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors

Bèsame* · 04-30-2020, 11:04 PM

I was born and raised in the boondocks

A. Spectre · 05-01-2020, 06:09 AM

Bubba shot the jukebox

Mark Chestnutt

Bèsame* · 05-01-2020, 08:10 AM

Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie

Bèsame* · 05-01-2020, 08:32 AM

She's even kinda crazy ?bout my farmers tan
She's the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Kätzchen · 05-02-2020, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A. Spectre

I love my apron, but I ain't your mama

Miranda Lambert

I've never heard this song by Miranda Lambert at all, but gosh, this song is going in my cache of Awesome Song Lyrics! True Story: I love my apron, but I ain't your momma (ML).

I wish I knew more country songs with lyrics that seem funny or silly or right on target (LOL or not

).

I like your thread, Ace.

<<<<<~~ will take a seat and read posts in your forum column.

Stone-Butch · 05-02-2020, 06:18 PM

https://youtu.be/20RVT_zP2o4

Boogie woogy choo choo train

Baby_Yoda · 05-02-2020, 06:22 PM

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die.

Most of the song is full of funny lines

Bèsame* · 05-02-2020, 07:54 PM

Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention

JDeere · 05-02-2020, 09:42 PM

In John Deere green, on a hot summer night
He wrote "Billy Bob loves Charlene" in letters three foot high
And the whole town said that he should've used red
But it looked good to Charlene
In John Deere green

John Deere Green by joe diffie

Bèsame* · 05-02-2020, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bèsame*

Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention

A. Spectre · 05-03-2020, 07:25 AM

Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?

Ray Stevens

Ginger · 05-03-2020, 09:04 AM

Born in a hurry, always late
Haven't been early since '88
Texas is hot, I can be cold
Grandma cried when I pierced my nose

FireSignFemme · 05-03-2020, 12:32 PM

Convoy – C.W. Mcall

An' eleven long-haired friends a' Jesus in a chartreuse micra-bus

04-30-2020, 01:30 PM	#23
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04-30-2020, 10:09 PM	#25
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04-29-2020, 12:06 PM	#21
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,303 Times in 3,146 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee…

04-29-2020, 12:38 PM	#22
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,303 Times in 3,146 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee… I smoke old stogies I have found, short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road - Roger Miller

04-30-2020, 11:04 PM	#28
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05-01-2020, 06:09 AM	#29
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05-01-2020, 08:10 AM	#30
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05-01-2020, 08:32 AM	#31
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,111 Thanked 40,943 Times in 10,729 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	She's even kinda crazy ?bout my farmers tan She's the only one who really Understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

05-02-2020, 06:18 PM	#33
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05-02-2020, 07:54 PM	#35
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,111 Thanked 40,943 Times in 10,729 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

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05-03-2020, 07:25 AM	#38
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,067 Times in 1,495 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	Would Jesus Wear a Rolex? Ray Stevens __________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable

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Ginger Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme lesbian Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: East coast Posts: 2,416 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,829 Thanked 12,297 Times in 2,057 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Born in a hurry, always late Haven't been early since '88 Texas is hot, I can be cold Grandma cried when I pierced my nose __________________ Reach out.

05-03-2020, 12:32 PM	#40
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