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05-17-2020, 06:38 AM
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C, EB and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
A pun, a play on words and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
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05-17-2020, 08:46 AM
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I got mugged by six dwarves last night...
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05-17-2020, 09:57 AM
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05-17-2020, 05:12 PM
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I hate it when people get all intellectual and talk about Mozart when they've never even seen one of his paintings.
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05-17-2020, 05:16 PM
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The three hardest things to say are:
1. I was wrong. 2. I'm sorry. 3. Worcestershire Sauce.
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05-17-2020, 05:18 PM
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Told my gf I wanted to be cremated.
She made me an appointment for Thursday.
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05-17-2020, 05:19 PM
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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time she does.
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05-17-2020, 09:11 PM
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