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12-24-2020, 02:09 PM
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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby.
They were bragging about how good they are. It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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12-24-2020, 02:34 PM
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True story:
My sister texted and asked, "What beverages do you want me to bring you from the liquor store?" I said, "Uhm . . . I don't need any "beverages". Why? She said, "I thought you said you needed some Christmas spirit!" LOL
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12-25-2020, 10:25 AM
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12-25-2020, 10:26 AM
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Q: Where do you learn to make Banana Splits?
A: At Sundae School.
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03-17-2021, 02:44 AM
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What do you call an Irish spider?
Answer: Paddy long legs! ————————— Knock, knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! 
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03-17-2021, 03:01 AM
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 Knock, knock! Who's there? Pat. Pat who? Pat on your shoes and let's get to the St. Patrick's Day party... 
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