Corny jokes

homoe · 03-18-2021, 09:29 AM

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

Orema · 10-07-2021, 07:12 AM

Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

A: It’s a pain in the neck.

Orema · 10-07-2021, 07:13 AM

Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?

A: A coffin.

Stone-Butch · 10-07-2021, 01:18 PM

Lesson in catching an elephant.
Dig a huge pit.
Fill the pit with burned ashes.
Surround the pit with peas.
When the elephant comes to take a pea.
Kick him in the ash hole.

FireSignFemme · 10-07-2021, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone-Butch

Lesson in catching an elephant.
Dig a huge pit.
Fill the pit with burned ashes.
Surround the pit with peas.
When the elephant comes to take a pea.
Kick him in the ash hole.

Somebody should be telling PETA on you

Stone-Butch · 10-07-2021, 05:14 PM

LOL cute. I love all animals mostly not the human animal. SO, please don't report me. *G

Orema · 10-28-2021, 07:31 AM

Q:Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A: Because hy had no body to take.

Q: Who did the skeleton invite to the school dance?

A: Her goul-friend

A. Spectre · 11-24-2023, 11:34 AM

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 o'clock this morning!

Thank goodness I was already awake practicing my bagpipes.

Stone-Butch · 11-25-2023, 07:37 PM

Why did the bad chicken cross the road?

For foul reasons.

10-07-2021, 01:18 PM	#4
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10-07-2021, 05:14 PM	#6
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11-24-2023, 11:34 AM	#8
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11-25-2023, 07:37 PM	#9
Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,655 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,296 Thanked 9,341 Times in 3,025 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Corny Jokes Why did the bad chicken cross the road? For foul reasons.

03-18-2021, 09:29 AM	#1
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10-07-2021, 07:12 AM	#2
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10-07-2021, 07:13 AM	#3
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10-28-2021, 07:31 AM	#7
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,626 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,456 Thanked 34,709 Times in 8,945 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Q:Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because hy had no body to take. Q: Who did the skeleton invite to the school dance? A: Her goul-friend