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10-20-2024, 06:45 AM
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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10-20-2024, 09:16 AM
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—————————————————.  Erwin Schrödinger, Noam Chomsky and Kurt Gödel walk into a joke. Schrödinger: I can’t tell if this joke is funny or not. Chomsky: It’s funny. You’re just not telling it right. Gödel: Of course you can’t tell if it’s funny. You’re in the joke.
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki.   I’m doing my part, as an American citizen, who is concerned about losing our Democracy: I boycott agencies and businesses and service providers who do not support the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Support Democracy: Vote Blue  |
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10-20-2024, 09:34 AM
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. I’m doing my part, as an American citizen, who is concerned about losing our Democracy: I boycott agencies and businesses and service providers who do not support the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Support Democracy: Vote Blue |
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10-21-2024, 10:46 AM
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10-21-2024, 10:51 AM
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Did you know that light travels faster than sound?
That's because people appear to be bright until they open their mouths
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10-21-2024, 07:08 PM
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*what did the snowman have for breakfast?
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10-22-2024, 06:02 PM
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