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Old 06-15-2010, 06:53 PM   #2601
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the more I watch this guy....the more Disturbing ..



I saw this and chirped "I would smack his ass, and put him in a fuckin corner....all day."....Sadly, my mother was with me watching this too, and said "I was very tempted, when u did that"

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Making dinner seems like such an ordeal as of late and I'm just not *feeling it*. So, I've decided not to do it. Cheez it's anyone? (they're the large size so it makes consuming them much more fun)
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Lenny is seriously pissing me off. He's refusing to go to the vet for his boosters. Today marks another attempt.








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i feel a little emotional today, a friend on the west coast is sad, hurt and tired.
probably emotionally drained and theres nothing i can do to help her. makes my heart hurt.
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I've been craving red velvet cake for over a week now. So, I bought one from a local bakery for a friend's birthday... and it suffered in comparison to the one the Divalicious made me for my birthday last year.

So.... I'm still craving red velvet cake, and perhaps a lil'
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I've been craving red velvet cake for over a week now. So, I bought one from a local bakery for a friend's birthday... and it suffered in comparison to the one the Divalicious made me for my birthday last year.

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In today's mail: my latest copy of Everyday Food and a Netlfix movie~Julie & Julia........

I mean, c'mon! It just doesn't get any more perfect that THAT!



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How does a relative you have seen no more than 4 times in your entire life feel they have the f****** right to stick their nose in your business and tell you what to do with your kids and life?Seriously, where do they get off?
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mr. fu manchu {the bird} had no more Food after this mornings feeding, Sooo...
After Dialysis I kindly ask my driver to stop me at Wal-Mart..
Resisting Temptation to pause at the magazine Rack to read the latest consumer report or Pop. Mech.{not to mention rather Rude making driver wait}, I made a beeline to the bait section {and we all know bee's do lotsa zigzags*cough*}, I picked about 3 decent "buckets" of Night Crawlers, since the trout worms are, honestly, Pitiful, nevermind that it would piss me off when i'd find itty bitty baby worms, counted as part of the 20, fuckers...
An elderly gentleman was staring, when I started to go he says
--"I think 1 would do the trick, son"
--"One?" -staying out of sheer curiosity-
--"Yes, you dont need 80 nightcrawlers for fish"
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--"You're fishing 3 days in a row with 80 of those?"
--"Nahhh...this is for my bird" *Getting antsy cuz I gotta go, quietly cursing manners*
--"Bird food is in the pet area"
--"Not that kinda bird, and he loves fat chopped up worms....with baby food"
The guy at the counter was literally giggling as he watched...
The elderly guy had a "kodak moment" face, I smiled said 'have a nice day' and left....


Why must people meddle with strangers? Eventually, they'll bump into the wrong kind....


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great idea for this summers birthday...

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great idea for this summers birthday...

ha! just remember - cash and driver's license ONLY!
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LMAO well talked to the ex today, i think she will bring Avery to Md for our birthday week, but DE has great strip clubs that are fun and down the road LOL

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