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Old 06-17-2010, 11:03 AM   #1
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Isn't it weird how, what should be a simple task, turns out to be the most complicated and frustrating project?
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Isn't it weird you remember everything you need while in the house... and when you get to your car you remember everything you forgot...

<from the one who makes many trips back into the house>
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Isn't it weird that in "The South", apparently I can't find a place that sells *nice* thigh high hose? It was either thick, jet black tights or control top "nude" hose. Isn't it weird that they would think someone would wear TIGHTS in this heat!?
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isnt it wierd that someone sees me in my papa johns shirt and asks wheres my pizza,but looks at me funny if i see someone in a lexus shirt and asks wheres my car

isnt it wierd that when u people look at you like you just did the most horrible thing imaginable---more room out than in folks...better an empty house than a bad tenant....just sayin

isnt it wierd how u get ur mouth all set for something like orange juice,go to the fridge,find u r out and ur mouth gets pissed off....tell me im not the only one that has this problem
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Isn't it weird how the cats can be asleep in various spots all over the house, until I make a sandwich...and then they're all instantly awake and want to be in my lap?



Isn't it weird how, on a conference call, you can ask a question and there's silence...and then everyone starts to talk at once...then stops...then starts again?



Isn't it weird how I almost never want things that have milk as an ingredient...until I'm out of milk...and then everything I can think of making to eat needs milk?

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isnt it wierd how ive developed a strange bond to my very friendly wild crab

isnt it wierd that my cable is always acting up but come Saturday(my day off) it suddenly doesnt work at all

isnt it wierd that even tho i shower regularly, people still tell me i smell like pizza----yes i use soap!!

isnt it wierd when u expect the worst something good always happens

isnt it wierd that bad things come in 3s
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Isn't it weird that in "The South", apparently I can't find a place that sells *nice* thigh high hose? It was either thick, jet black tights or control top "nude" hose. Isn't it weird that they would think someone would wear TIGHTS in this heat!?

Believe it or not... JC Pennys.. Well at least in savanna..

Also, have you looked at walmart? I found them in Missouri at walmart..

yes, it did bring one of those.. *hmmmm, who would have thunk* moments..
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isnt it wierd how a pic someone took looks one way(cute) to them and totally opposite(kiddie porn) to you

isnt it wierd how ur son doesnt come out of his room til at that very crucial moment of ur "me" time...then wantsa to sit on bed and talk to u about nothing

isnt it wierd how i seem to love this wierd thread lol
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Isn't it weird how some people claim they are way too busy and don't have time to do something, yet, they can watch youtube videos and world cup soccer all damn day?

(can you tell I'm having "that" kind of a week at work? lol)
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Isn't it weird I only spill coffee on myself when I am wearing white

Isn't it weird that my scanner only crashes when I am alone and not when the Techie girl is here
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Isn't it weird I only spill coffee on myself when I am wearing white

Isn't it weird that my scanner only crashes when I am alone and not when the Techie girl is here
... or, isn't it weird that the scanner acts up and jams when you have an unusually large scan project at hand?

.... or the copier "blows up" just as you're ready to make a bazillion copies that need to go out by the end of the day and the copier guy won't come until tomorrow?

mhmmm ... I need some chocolate I think.
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Okay, okay....but he WAS wearing shorts and that was a cat in his lap good grief...

Anyway...

Isn't it weird how you can post something in your facebook status that has nothing to do with 99.9% of the people on your friend list...and then the most unexpected people reply in the defensive? Guilty conscience much?



Isn't it weird how the cats and dogs can sleep through the alarm going off in the same room, but be woken up by the sound of the can opener from across the house?

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