How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Derail a Thread?

[adorable]

Originally Posted by BullDog

Look Adorable, if you went on enough self-emposed, 30 second exiles from cyberspace the way I do you'd know the difference between the real world and Internet!

The real world is completely different. No one talks like this out in the real world and lightbulbs don't "identify" as lightbulbs, they are lightbulbs. Lightbulbs are transparent (or brightly colored/etc) not "transparent" ("or brightly colored/etc") just to make themselves into the spotlight. The bulbs just live their real lives shining brightly instead of all of this online bs, divisive crap.

It also rains a lot more out here (*owning* my PNW centrism).

/derail ----> back to Bulbs

WAY to make it all about YOU again bullbulb!! And 30 second breaks smacks of west coast priviledge to me! On the east coast, us bulbs actually have to keep office lights on 24/7 to let all you (not you except you specifically and the collective me) west coast bulbs laze in the freaking sun all damn day!

[Scorp]

This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...----2363-0.asp

[Diva]

Originally Posted by TenderKnight

Thank you for this, Lady Snow.. You know, I have been following this thread for a while now and just can't keep quiet any longer..

Some of us here don't go for bulbs. Some, I for one, enjoy spending time in candle light.. Now, I will admit, I may be a little biased.. I have been burned by more then one sweet looking bulb.. It's always the same with them.. They come all cushined up in that lil box, looking all clear and full of potiential (that's another thing.. frosted bulb? EWW! They smell, you know..), I screw the bulb into my socket and it's all fine and dandy until one day, out of the blue, I flip the switch and she's gone. No note, no text, NOTHING!

I've never been let down by a candle.. Plus, candles are just plain HOT!

OK, that's all.. I'm sure that I'll get flamed for this, but I don't care.. My love for candles deserves space too!

-Tony, candle lover.

Clearly, You were using low~wattage bulbs. For the best results and optimum visualization to the darkest corners, maximum wattage is best.

Though candle~light IS nice, too. And it IS difficult to drizzle hot bulb drippings on exposed skin.....I've heard tell.....

[Curley]

We need to be inclusive....but where do we draw the line? I mean really look how are we to accommodate these
http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...ures--1448.asp

[Medusa]

This is all very hateful and petty.

Oh simpletons! It matters not who likes lightbulbs and what kinds versus who like candles. The only thing that matters is that *I* have the only REAL and TRUE light source in the universe.

[TenderKnight]

ravfem,

Please desist of leaving threatening and vulger messages in my rep box. Very unbulby like of you..

[TenderKnight]

Originally Posted by Diva

Clearly, You were using low~wattage bulbs. For the best results and optimum visualization to the darkest corners, maximum wattage is best.

Though candle~light IS nice, too. And it IS difficult to drizzle hot bulb drippings on exposed skin.....I've heard tell.....

Hot crumbled glass? lol.. It doesn't matter to me.. Low, High, a bulb is a bulb.

-Tony, candle lover.

[Diva]

Originally Posted by twinkle toes

Has anyone noticed the OP has had very little to say? I think hy is an imposter,,just trying to stir up shit between us and the bulbs

Drive~by bulbing.

[ravfem]

Originally Posted by Scorp

This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...----2363-0.asp

hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

[Curley]

Originally Posted by Scorp

This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...----2363-0.asp

I suppose cause your bulbs are cooler then mine you think your are brighter then mine

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by ravfem

Look here Ms Bulbblubby,

i hope you are at least bright enough to see that you are shining a big ole spotlight on your filamentphobia. Light up much??

The entire world knows that it was YOU who tried to poke your VERY bulbous bulb in MY socket even though i TRIED to enlighten your tired ass bulb even way back then that i prefer to be around BRIGHT bulbs, not DIM ones but nooooooooooooooo you just had to keep on lighting up about the whole mess. So, since YOU brought it up again, FINE. Bring it bulb! i ain't scared of your dimness.

ETA (even though i didn't *really* come back to edit it, because i am adding it as i write): i do not have anything against dim bulbs, just fyi. The world needs dim bulbs to help us special lil bulbs appreciate ourselves even more than we do. And i understand that i cannot speak from their me place cause it's not my me place it's their me place. i am not trying to pretend to know what it must feel like to be just a bulb.

i am DONE. i can see i am not appreciated by you bulbs with your click on click offish ways. Fine. i wont bother coming back here again.

Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by JustJo

Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

rav....I miss you already...can't we just be friends?

Oh...and you might want to check your overhead lights...just sayin'

[ravfem]

Originally Posted by TenderKnightmyass

ravfem,

Please desist of leaving threatening and vulger messages in my rep box. Very unbulby like of you..

Dear TenderLight,

i will be reporting your post. i was being very low light in my vulgarity towards you and you have now insisted on bringing it out into the natural light. Obviously you are a candle lover because you know no bulb would want to light your way.

[Scorp]

Dear Santa,

I'd like these in each of my rooms for Christmas.

Love, Little Scorpi

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by ravfem

Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

Can I help it that I'm all warm and glowy?

[ravfem]

Originally Posted by JustJo

rav....I miss you already...can't we just be friends?

Oh...and you might want to check your overhead lights...just sayin'

i love you Jo. It's always only been you that lights up my days and fills my nights with dimness.

To everyone: Please remember this is all about me, not JustJo.

um....is it just me, or does that cat bear a resemblance to Scoote?

[adorable]

Originally Posted by ravfem

hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

Originally Posted by JustJo

Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

Now, now bulbiegrrls simmer down....play nice and keep the ugliness hidden from my sensibilties. I prefer arguments to happen in kiddie pools filled with jello. Seriously. bulbwrestling is hoootttt!

Was that patronizing enough? Because I can come over and pat your heads....

REPORTED!

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Medusa

This is all very hateful and petty.

Oh simpletons! It matters not who likes lightbulbs and what kinds versus who like candles. The only thing that matters is that *I* have the only REAL and TRUE light source in the universe.

Well aren't we just a weeeee bit superior, Miss Top BulbaLicious?


There's a better line in there than that piece o' crap I just dished out.....

[BullDog]

Originally Posted by adorable

WAY to make it all about YOU again bullbulb!! And 30 second breaks smacks of west coast priviledge to me! On the east coast, us bulbs actually have to keep office lights on 24/7 to let all you (not you except you specifically and the collective me) west coast bulbs laze in the freaking sun all damn day!

Your tired, worn-out stereotypes of the West Coast clearly show you know nothing of the PNW. Sun- what is that (insert sarcastic laughter).

BulbDog/BullBulb

p.s.
I'm a little hurt no one has started calling me Bullby yet.

[TenderKnight]

Originally Posted by ravingmadfem

Dear TenderLight,

i will be reporting your post. i was being very low light in my vulgarity towards you and you have now insisted on bringing it out into the natural light. Obviously you are a candle lover because you know no bulb would want to light your way.

Listen, I know that there was that one time I *almost* put you into the water.. and the other time i dropped you and you almost shattered.. and that other time i.. well I know that we have a past, but don't think that you have the right to hoard your light over me. I find it hard to connect with some bulbs.. sometimes my socket is just too big for them.. But that doesn't mean that I'm not worthy of love, just like the next guy.

But, thanks for reminding me why I like candles so much, you 12 volter.

-Tony, PROUD candle lover.