Random Tid-Bits about Diva...*smirk*

NJFemmie · 06-24-2010, 08:03 AM

From what I've recently heard, Diva has taken up the fine art of crocodile-sitting. I don't mean babysitting them, I mean sitting on them. (She said so herself).

*shrug*

She never ceases to amaze me.

milehibutch · 06-24-2010, 08:16 AM

I know that The Diva covets Kim Mulkey's shoes...

She can, and often does, make me laugh 'til I cry...

Her fabulous, sexy voice can bring me to my knees (in a good way, really!)...

Her writing is the reason for the battery shortage in Colorado....

Andrew, Jr. · 06-24-2010, 08:25 AM

Diva is the absolute best of the best MOM in the entire universe, or so says her daughter and I. And we do know!

Diva · 06-24-2010, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Ms. Tabitha

The Armoire frightens me ... just sayin
Let's not forget that there must some curse on her kitchen that makes the butch's want to remove their clothing and cook in their boxers.
Diva... how do you make this happen?

I just tell them I'm doing laundry and would they like for me to do their pants.

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Originally Posted by PinkieLee

Oh so many little tid bits you may or may not know about the Divalicious one...

Like Gemme said, she is the hostess with the mostest... and opens her heart & home up to so many parties & out of town guests.

Just one time at her house and she makes you feel as if it's your own home away from home. Completely peaceful and full of love.... and of course will hand you a broom and tell you to gets to sweepin'.

She is a lover of the coffee, and always has an endless supply of the yummiest creamers on hand.

She has an infectious laughter and a smile that lights up the room.

Late in the evenings, sometimes she likes to scoot around the house, questioning, "Who turned the dishwasher on".

And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.

Yes...I always say that my house is cleaner those 2 times a year than any other. Thank goodness Y'all don't come to inspect my cleaning skillz. It is not one of my gifts.....

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Originally Posted by UofMfan

Diva hosts the most famous Pre-Thanksgiving parties!

Uh~huh.....and where have YOU been, Sparky? Hmmm?

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

From what I've recently heard, Diva has taken up the fine art of crocodile-sitting. I don't mean babysitting them, I mean sitting on them. (She said so herself).

*shrug*

She never ceases to amaze me.

Clearly, we need a "Throw-you-under-the-bus" smilie......

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Originally Posted by milehibutch

I know that The Diva covets Kim Mulkey's shoes...

She can, and often does, make me laugh 'til I cry...

Her fabulous, sexy voice can bring me to my knees (in a good way, really!)...

Her writing is the reason for the battery shortage in Colorado....

HA! I WAS so happy to have gone to that basketball game...those coaches have excellent taste in shoes!

Battery shortage indeed......

Y'all are wonderful!

Wait....is this my funeral? Have I died? Is this the service?

NJFemmie · 06-24-2010, 09:02 AM

(the arrow could be pointing underneath, yanno)
I know, I am so helpful, aren't I?
*eyeroll*

Frankly, this is something to be admired. I don't know too many people willing to sit on a crocodile. It shows courage, determination, and above all else, a touch of insanity.

But, that is what makes you the remarkable woman you are.

*tips imaginary hat to the Diva*

Gemme · 06-24-2010, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

(the arrow could be pointing underneath, yanno)
I know, I am so helpful, aren't I?
*eyeroll*

Frankly, this is something to be admired. I don't know too many people willing to sit on a crocodile. It shows courage, determination, and above all else, a touch of insanity.

But, that is what makes you the remarkable woman you are.

*tips imaginary hat to the Diva*

If you think she's good with a croc, wait until you see her with a cock!

*crickets chirp*

*more crickets*

*less crickets*

Ummmm, a rooster? Hellllloooo, people! Get yer damn minds out of the gutter!

Besides, I think both she and I had a turn with the fellow.

chefhmboyrd · 06-24-2010, 11:32 AM

ah Diva.............

you called me sweet.
poor innocent Diva
Me Sweet?

poor misguided Diva

you are so wonderful

Ebon · 06-24-2010, 11:44 AM

She has a hell of a sense of humor. Makes me laugh a lot when I'm around her.

06-24-2010, 08:03 AM	#1
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	From what I've recently heard, Diva has taken up the fine art of crocodile-sitting. I don't mean babysitting them, I mean sitting on them. (She said so herself). shrug She never ceases to amaze me. __________________

06-24-2010, 08:16 AM	#2
milehibutch Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 4 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post Rep Power: 0	I knew her when... I know that The Diva covets Kim Mulkey's shoes... She can, and often does, make me laugh 'til I cry... Her fabulous, sexy voice can bring me to my knees (in a good way, really!)... Her writing is the reason for the battery shortage in Colorado....

06-24-2010, 09:02 AM	#5
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	(the arrow could be pointing underneath, yanno) I know, I am so helpful, aren't I? eyeroll Frankly, this is something to be admired. I don't know too many people willing to sit on a crocodile. It shows courage, determination, and above all else, a touch of insanity. But, that is what makes you the remarkable woman you are. tips imaginary hat to the Diva __________________

06-24-2010, 11:32 AM	#7
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06-24-2010, 11:44 AM	#8
Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,143 Times in 2,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	She has a hell of a sense of humor. Makes me laugh a lot when I'm around her. __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

06-24-2010, 08:25 AM	#3
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	Diva is the absolute best of the best MOM in the entire universe, or so says her daughter and I. And we do know!