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Old 07-07-2010, 08:55 AM   #1
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*Would you rather fall asleep during sex or fall asleep while driving?*
i like to fuck until we both wake up anyway........ so sex for sure

i have already fallen asleep driving. it was scary..... luckily i didn't hit anything, those shoulder bumps do wake you up though.....

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Old 07-07-2010, 09:19 AM   #2
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i like to fuck until we both wake up anyway........ so sex for sure

i have already fallen asleep driving. it was scary..... luckily i didn't hit anything, those shoulder bumps do wake you up though.....

would you rather...............

eat a snake
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drink a glass of water and with sea monkies
Drink water with sea monkeys. They're kinda small and who knows what else we drink without realizing it...

*Would you rather stink in a crowded room of beautiful people or live in complete seclusion for a year?*
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Old 07-08-2010, 03:07 PM   #4
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*Would you rather stink in a crowded room of beautiful people or live in complete seclusion for a year?*
It would have to be stink in a crowded room of beautiful people. Before I met my wife, I would've said live in seclusion, but I wouldn't be able to stand being without her, so stink it is.

*Would you rather lick a dog or lick a cat?
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This is just too easy...I prefer to lick the cat


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*Would You Rather*....Walk on a long trail of tacks or a long trail of splinted wood
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I'd take the wood. At least I'd have a chance of not getting torn to bits if I walked carefully.

Eat a roll of Ace bandage or a roll of quarters?
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I'd rather eat a roll of quarters. I figure they will come out easier. Plus, if I run low on $, I know I'll have some coming soon.

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I'd rather eat a roll of quarters. I figure they will come out easier. Plus, if I run low on $, I know I'll have some coming soon.

*Would you rather get attacked by a bear or a shark?
A bear. I'm a terrible swimmer and would have zero chance against Jaws.

Would you rather have a toe cut off or a finger? No choice as to which one either would be.
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And, if you run out of quarters, you can bend over and use your credit card and swipe it....

I'd rather get attacked by a Bear. I have fear of water hence, the shark.


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C'mon Stearns, must you ask why? Because I love pussy(cats)...You wanted me to say why, so there you have it...

*badoomp tis*




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C'mon Stearns, must you ask why? Because I love pussy(cats)...You wanted me to say why, so there you have it...

*badoomp tis*

Somehow, I knew that's what it was. lol, made ya say it
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