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Old 07-30-2010, 07:23 PM   #1
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never let anyone put lipstick on the crotch of you jeans even if they were just goofing off.. then dont walk arond the bar like that the rest of the eve..and when ya get home.. might not be wise to ask her if she knows how to get lipstick out of jeans. toss um!! unless you like your jeans more then your g/f.
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If you are in a monogamous relationship, DO NOT allow anyone's lips near your crotch..

If you did, please disclose all info to the other person so everyone is on the same page.

AKA don't lie.
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AKA don't lie.
ok so what if your goofing off and the girl sitting at the bar next to you drops her lighter and youve been cutting up mostly with your butch buds and and being funny you say.." while your down there" then bam! real quick she bites you there... and ya dont think anything off it until someone says something.. i was honest and still she never got over it!!
oh well way in the past.. just came to mind
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I think if a bf of mine said to a girl in a bar, "while you are down there" I would
1) question why he would talk trash to a strange girl
2) question why he would think it was an appropriate thing to say when he is in a relationship
3) question his ability to make proper judgements about other things beyond the safety of the zipper of his pants
4) question why I am in a relationship with someone who would make me question 1, 2 and 3
5)tell my BF that being honest doesnt make you unaccountable for your lack of good judgement. It just means you are throwing it all out there at once so you wont have to go thru it inch by inch
6) decide if a strange girl could put her mouth there on a dare, I sure wasnt going to put my mouth there again out of love. The sacredness of our sex would have been violated, and what makes it even worse, is that it was all funny. It wasnt even done seriously...

not picking on you, Cody...it just struck a raw cord in me. You didnt upset me..the scenario did...


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ok so what if your goofing off and the girl sitting at the bar next to you drops her lighter and youve been cutting up mostly with your butch buds and and being funny you say.." while your down there" then bam! real quick she bites you there... and ya dont think anything off it until someone says something.. i was honest and still she never got over it!!
oh well way in the past.. just came to mind
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I think if a bf of mine said to a girl in a bar, "while you are down there" I would
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3) question his ability to make proper judgements about other things beyond the safety of the zipper of his pants
4) question why I am in a relationship with someone who would make me question 1, 2 and 3
5)tell my BF that being honest doesnt make you unaccountable for your lack of good judgement. It just means you are throwing it all out there at once so you wont have to go thru it inch by inch
6) decide if a strange girl could put her mouth there on a dare, I sure wasnt going to put my mouth there again out of love. The sacredness of our sex would have been violated, and what makes it even worse, is that it was all funny. It wasnt even done seriously...

not picking on you, Cody...it just struck a raw cord in me. You didnt upset me..the scenario did...
yes i hear ya but we had all been cutting up.. having fun her included.. actualy a few girls were messing with us butches and we didnt start it
and she did it as a joak!!! he he ya know fun? see thats why i said never let it happen!! it was a reaction and fun was had by all.. im sorry your so up tight about it.
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/ im sorry your so up tight about it.
Just because someone thinks differently, doesn't make them up tight.
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yes i hear ya but we had all been cutting up.. having fun her included.. actualy a few girls were messing with us butches and we didnt start it
and she did it as a joak!!! he he ya know fun? see thats why i said never let it happen!! it was a reaction and fun was had by all.. im sorry your so up tight about it.
Hi Cody!

It's not you having to defend yourself it's what NOT to do right?


I mean I am a girl and if there were a bunch of butches *yacking* it up I certainly would not think that me putting my mouth on any part of them especially if they are with someone is OK and hell I am a pretty open person and sexual but still know boundaries.

I guess that is what makes us all different in the long run, you see it as a joke and well some of us see it as poor choice on the girls part for not listening to you that you had a girl and you contemplating lying to your girl.

Lesson in all this is.

Milk sharing is icky beyond all get out right up there with SCAT and allowing girls to put their lips on one's crotch ARE NOT good things for a relationship!
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lol...I know, Cody, I AM uptight about it...lol....like I said this was just what *I* would do...

I am cool with you...I wasnt replying like I was talking to you...I was replying in general. I think you are a great guy and definetely have your way of doing things and what works for you is what works for you and I will defend your right to be who you are to then enth degree....

no intended nastiness from me, Cody... nor from anyone else, from what I see. We are all just saying how we would react if it happened to us....



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yes i hear ya but we had all been cutting up.. having fun her included.. actualy a few girls were messing with us butches and we didnt start it
and she did it as a joak!!! he he ya know fun? see thats why i said never let it happen!! it was a reaction and fun was had by all.. im sorry your so up tight about it.
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