What Cracked You Up Today?

UofMfan · 08-04-2010, 09:04 PM

Posted by Lizz Winstead on FB: "I'm for a 28th amendment that gives undocumented gays the right to marry and open an abortion clinic in a mosque at ground zero"

Mister Bent · 08-04-2010, 09:51 PM

Boss Lady: I need to get you a blackberry and business cards and to set your email up. What name do you want to go by?

Me: Speed Racer.

JustBeingMe · 08-06-2010, 12:04 AM

Soon · 08-14-2010, 09:28 AM

Jess · 09-23-2010, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

OK, this had me literally laughing out loud at 6 am AFTER waking up to a pressie from one of the big dogs.... so you know it's funny!!!

Blade · 08-14-2010, 09:45 AM

Went to breakfast with my parents. They didn't know about the tatoo. As we walk in, Mom says what's wrong with your neck? I said nothing and turned around and grinned. She smiled and said you got a tatoo didn't you. I said yes, and took my phone out and showed her the pic of it. Daddy saw it and said what's that? Mom said, it's the tatoo. He says have you lost your mind?

We got to the front of the line and the lady says, "3"? I said no me and 2 old people. Daddy said you mean 2 old people and 1 idiot, right? ROFLMAO!!!!! We got a good laugh out of that. Daddy has a tatoo, he hates it. He got it while in the navy and drunk, said he wished he could have cut it off the next day. LOL Gotta love Pops!

Stearns · 08-14-2010, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Went to breakfast with my parents. They didn't know about the tatoo. As we walk in, Mom says what's wrong with your neck? I said nothing and turned around and grinned. She smiled and said you got a tatoo didn't you. I said yes, and took my phone out and showed her the pic of it. Daddy saw it and said what's that? Mom said, it's the tatoo. He says have you lost your mind?

We got to the front of the line and the lady says, "3"? I said no me and 2 old people. Daddy said you mean 2 old people and 1 idiot, right? ROFLMAO!!!!! We got a good laugh out of that. Daddy has a tatoo, he hates it. He got it while in the navy and drunk, said he wished he could have cut it off the next day. LOL Gotta love Pops!

This. This cracked me up. In addition to the 15 second video Soon posted. Oh, and my dog sneaking up to the coffee table and snagging a scrambled egg off my plate when she thought I wasn't looking.

LeftWriteFemme · 08-14-2010, 12:55 PM

Soon · 08-15-2010, 10:04 AM

deeperstill · 08-15-2010, 12:16 PM

WAHHHHHHHHA! That is MESSED.UP.

ok, that is going to last me all week

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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

Kenna · 09-22-2010, 11:02 PM

Finding three frogs taking a swim in the dog's water bowl!!
It was too funny and they were neat! (but I feel sorry for them since it's been so hot and dry)

and

Someone's "mission"

Kenna · 09-22-2010, 11:19 PM

Ohhh forgot...

I must have moved to the land of BIG AZZ BUGS!! Today in my kitchen I found something that is a cross between a cricket, spider and stink bug!! UGLY FUGLY BIG AZZ BUGS do not belong in my kitchen! Then my housemate tells me that sometimes those creepy things get onto the shower wall!! OHHHH NO WAY!! I will NOT share my shower with something that has more legs than I do!!

THEN... I have a smack-down-crunch-them-up-squish-and-squash-them contest with a HUGE hairy spider just outside the front door.

chefhmboyrd · 09-23-2010, 08:44 AM

JustBeingMe · 09-28-2010, 11:40 PM

ok now someone tell me how to post those darn pics like the one above ^^^^my post????? I wanna post some that are funny too. I don't know how with this new site. it's mind boggling I tell ya . LOL

OK, now my you tube video won't post but a white block??? WTF is going on now?

Soon · 10-05-2010, 06:15 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_750396.html

Jess · 10-05-2010, 07:26 AM

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuISQJtJDeQ"]YouTube - Bad Romance (acapella version)[/nomedia]

Mitmo01 · 10-05-2010, 07:27 AM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/180974/sat...ive-bronx-beat

08-04-2010, 09:51 PM	#2
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08-06-2010, 12:04 AM	#3
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08-14-2010, 09:28 AM	#4
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,093 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	15 seconds! trust me; it's funny ;)

08-14-2010, 09:45 AM	#6
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Went to breakfast with my parents. They didn't know about the tatoo. As we walk in, Mom says what's wrong with your neck? I said nothing and turned around and grinned. She smiled and said you got a tatoo didn't you. I said yes, and took my phone out and showed her the pic of it. Daddy saw it and said what's that? Mom said, it's the tatoo. He says have you lost your mind? We got to the front of the line and the lady says, "3"? I said no me and 2 old people. Daddy said you mean 2 old people and 1 idiot, right? ROFLMAO!!!!! We got a good laugh out of that. Daddy has a tatoo, he hates it. He got it while in the navy and drunk, said he wished he could have cut it off the next day. LOL Gotta love Pops! __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

08-14-2010, 12:55 PM	#8
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08-04-2010, 09:04 PM	#1
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08-15-2010, 10:04 AM	#9
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09-22-2010, 11:02 PM	#11
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Finding three frogs taking a swim in the dog's water bowl!! It was too funny and they were neat! (but I feel sorry for them since it's been so hot and dry) and Someone's "mission"

09-22-2010, 11:19 PM	#12
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Ohhh forgot... I must have moved to the land of BIG AZZ BUGS!! Today in my kitchen I found something that is a cross between a cricket, spider and stink bug!! UGLY FUGLY BIG AZZ BUGS do not belong in my kitchen! Then my housemate tells me that sometimes those creepy things get onto the shower wall!! OHHHH NO WAY!! I will NOT share my shower with something that has more legs than I do!! THEN... I have a smack-down-crunch-them-up-squish-and-squash-them contest with a HUGE hairy spider just outside the front door.

09-23-2010, 08:44 AM	#13
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09-28-2010, 11:40 PM	#14
JustBeingMe Senior Member How Do You Identify?: as ME Relationship Status: I don't need no stinking status. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: somewhere you're not..... Posts: 1,808 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,961 Thanked 1,690 Times in 694 Posts Rep Power: 12813869	ok now someone tell me how to post those darn pics like the one above ^^^^my post????? I wanna post some that are funny too. I don't know how with this new site. it's mind boggling I tell ya . LOL OK, now my you tube video won't post but a white block??? WTF is going on now? __________________ Nothing more, Nothing less, I'm Just Being Me

10-05-2010, 06:15 AM	#15
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,093 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_750396.html

10-05-2010, 07:26 AM	#16
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuISQJtJDeQ"]YouTube - Bad Romance (acapella version)[/nomedia]

10-05-2010, 07:27 AM	#17
Mitmo01 Member How Do You Identify?: Disobedient Thing... Preferred Pronoun?: Rebel Soul in the blood..Heathen as well Relationship Status: Marked and Loved....I Belong to Her.... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Omaha Posts: 984 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,523 Thanked 1,354 Times in 579 Posts Rep Power: 927728	omg this skit was hilarilious... http://www.hulu.com/watch/180974/sat...ive-bronx-beat