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Not to worry...I found the dishwashing brush on the shelf in the frig. this morning as I was looking for the OJ. Never found the OJ either. It is probably in the medicine cabinet or the car glove box. WARNING: Do not attempt to make a move (even across the city) when you are running on no sleep accompanied by a huge dose of irritability. I am becoming Lethal Weapon VII.
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![]() Once upon a time, not so long ago old Unca Skeet got brave and answered a personal ad. The person who wrote this ad sounded purrrrrrrrfect for old Unca Skeet even though there was quite a big age difference, a perfect little femme flower! Well, old Unca Skeet got a reply and hyz heart began to go pitter pat. When Unca Skeet opened it, imagine hyz surprise when this delicate little flower of a femme turned out to be a biggo butch like Unca Skeet! OOOOOPS!! ![]()
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LMBO! I have soooo done this 5am for me is just not a good time.... Quote:
Oh ouch I hope there wasn't too much damage! We had recently had to have the engine replaced in our truck. Within a couple days of getting the truck back the battery died. Daddy however had to leave for a meeting early in the morning and had left me note to let me know. I went out to the truck to see if I could figure out what was wrong .......... I tried in vain to get the hood to open but it seemed that the latch pull had been broken and called the mechanic to complain of this. They agreed to tow the truck in and fix the problems. Later that afternoon as Daddy and I are picking up the truck the mechanic states that there was nothing wrong with the hood pull and proceeds to pop the hood. I of course am adamant that it did not work when I tried it that morning.......soooooo he and Daddy ask me to show them what I was doing. I go around and proceed to pull the latch to pop the hood, it doesn't pop. I stand there all triumphant and say "see it isn't working!" They both begin laughing and proceed to show me that I was pulling the e-brake release not the hood release! Needless to say I was a little embarrassed.
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Just an FYI, it's always best to make sure the phone is really off before commenting on the person who had been on the other end. Oops.
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Have you ever been doing something I mean really consentrating and then suddenly you find yourself dreaming? I did that today but my dream became my fantasy of hym again. I felt his lips and hands and my mind went right to the most amazing feelings a girl can have only to have someone shout out my name and I realize I am sitting at my desk trying to finish a letter and the boss is asking me how much longer and if I was ok since my face was all red and flushed. Oops
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I lost my friggin fracking cell phone!!
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Well, my hair does not grow fast like it used to and when I got out my feather razor to do a little shaping, here and there, I forgot that I when I last used this device, I put a brand new blade in it and, *wha-laaaaaa*, I took more hair off than I meant to.
I also cut my finger. *ooops*
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