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Old 08-15-2010, 03:05 PM   #1
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Ronco's rotisserie oven
sucks big time takes hours to clean up after every single use.
The plastic piece they give to set the forks on to carve, melts.
Can not immerse in water.

Ha, thought of something.......
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Ronco's rotisserie oven
sucks big time takes hours to clean up after every single use.
The plastic piece they give to set the forks on to carve, melts.
Can not immerse in water.

Ha, thought of something.......

See, this is one reason why I like rotisseries on grills
No fuss, no muss, easy as cutting a slice of pie
Set it up and let the chicken ride
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Old 08-15-2010, 03:12 PM   #3
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See, this is one reason why I like rotisseries on grills
No fuss, no muss, easy as cutting a slice of pie
Set it up and let the chicken ride
I use a charcoal grill that has a slot for a hand crank one. Not into standing for hours however, so I make drunken chicken, works better for me.
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Ronco's rotisserie oven
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The plastic piece they give to set the forks on to carve, melts.
Can not immerse in water.

Ha, thought of something.......
I knew you'd come through. Just had to crank the ole memory into gear.
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I knew you'd come through. Just had to crank the ole memory into gear.
some of my fuses are blown LOL
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some of my fuses are blown LOL
So, that's where that electrical burning smell is coming from. Wafting downwind here to Fla.
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what about the products that are on tv..like the set it and forget it stuff ,and juicers etc ? Anyone buy a product from tv and it was good ?
Luv, I had to look up 'set it and forget it' to see what that was. If it's the Ronco Rotisserie Oven, it's a fail. Here's what Corkey said about it:

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I'm sure someone can tell us about these. I've noticed people around wearing them. UGLY SHOES.

Do not hate! I'm actually considering buying a pair of those for work, since I have to wear sneakers at work anyway.

Of course, I am delusional and convinced that in a week I will have an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Which, you know, is what I want.
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Of course, I am delusional and convinced that in a week I will have an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Which, you know, is what I want.
I read an article about them recently, betenoire, and some are better than others at building up the glutes. I'll see if I can find the article for you, so you can give J Lo a run for her money.
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I don't know how they would help someone improve their balance? It seems that as soon as they take them off they'd have trouble walking normally. (lord knows, we gotta keep Corkey and Wax out of 'em.)
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Of course, I am delusional and convinced that in a week I will have an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Which, you know, is what I want.
J Lo? In a week?
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I read an article about them recently, betenoire, and some are better than others at building up the glutes. I'll see if I can find the article for you, so you can give J Lo a run for her money.
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I -did- say delusional.
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I -did- say delusional.
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That's quite all right. Here's your Haldol, dear.
nty. bad side effects.

besides, I'm more of a wellbutrin girl.
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sigh...I always loved the *idea* of these...

vibrations plus loss of belly fat?

a winning combination in my books!




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Do not hate! I'm actually considering buying a pair of those for work, since I have to wear sneakers at work anyway.

Of course, I am delusional and convinced that in a week I will have an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Which, you know, is what I want.
Rats, I haven't found the article, yet. These Curves Toning Trainers have gotten really good reviews. One reviewer said she noticed a difference in her calves in a matter of days. Apparently, you can get them only through Avon, though. I don't know about you, but I have to try shoes on before buying them.
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