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Old 08-17-2010, 01:32 PM   #1
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What does not really work is:

Orange Glow for hard wood floors.....it makes everything sticky.
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Pedi Paws. Was a complete load of crap. Maybe it was because I tried using on Samson, the Giant Schnauzer - it mighta worked on the minis but I never found out. Said Pedi Paws is somewhere in a cornfield, near a river, on a plantation in Virginia - heh.
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Pedi Paws. Was a complete load of crap. Maybe it was because I tried using on Samson, the Giant Schnauzer - it mighta worked on the minis but I never found out. Said Pedi Paws is somewhere in a cornfield, near a river, on a plantation in Virginia - heh.


Totally agreed. I tried it on my Shepherd mix, but she's not really good at sitting for the 8+ hours it would've taken to get them filed down with that two-bit piece of equipment. Returned to store.
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I bought this pillow at JCPenney's to help with a neck issue. It was great while it lasted - all 4 - 5 months. The bumper support completely flattened out where my neck lay, which of course defeated the whole purpose. I'm glad I got it on sale, at least. Normally, they run around $60.

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I bought this pillow at JCPenney's to help with a neck issue. It was great while it lasted - all 4 - 5 months. The bumper support completely flattened out where my neck lay, which of course defeated the whole purpose. I'm glad I got it on sale, at least. Normally, they run around $60.

If you have not discovered the magic of latex pillows, it might be worth your while - I converted Jess right after we started dating and its been a love affair for nearly 4 years now. We just purchased a new king set, not as replacements for the queen set we have, but to supplement since we upgraded to a king mattress.

This Sealy is one of the queen sets we have:

http://www.us-mattress.com/sealy-spr...236_a_7c658721
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If you have not discovered the magic of latex pillows, it might be worth your while - I converted Jess right after we started dating and its been a love affair for nearly 4 years now. We just purchased a new king set, not as replacements for the queen set we have, but to supplement since we upgraded to a king mattress.

This Sealy is one of the queen sets we have:

http://www.us-mattress.com/sealy-spr...236_a_7c658721
Thanks for this, Christie. I can't tell you how many different types of pillows I've tried for this crazy neck of mine. I'll definitely give one of these latex pillows a try. Decent price, too.
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Then Durrr won't know if Hy's coming or going. On the other hand, Durrr might think they're for the wrists.
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OMG that made me snort my diet coke thru my nose!!!! Niiiiice lol
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I'm just sayin - if you put this with Durrrr's Blow Up Buns......
ginger and mary ann would love this thing!

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I looked this product up after you posted this, apocalipstic. People who used it were enraged at what it did to their hardwood floors, and they all had great difficulty removing the residue. One reviewer was so upset, she wanted to know if others wanted to go in with her and file a lawsuit against the company.
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i had heard bad things about this product

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shame that didnt work. looked cool.

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I looked this product up after you posted this, apocalipstic. People who used it were enraged at what it did to their hardwood floors, and they all had great difficulty removing the residue. One reviewer was so upset, she wanted to know if others wanted to go in with her and file a lawsuit against the company.
dang, glad i never tried this stuff
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Ummm...you have to try them out first, Durrrrrrr.

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I've had, um, several failures in this particular category... all the fault of the products, mind you
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