If you knocked on my door today....

betenoire · 09-06-2010, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

if gemme poo knocked on my door today i'd hand her a towel fresh from the dryer, and point her to the shower.

then i'd hug her.

then i'd feed her and take her to the beach.

Hmmph! If SF knocked on my door today I would chastise her for that time she cock-blocked my response to Gemme. Then I'd give her a pedicure.

Arwen · 09-06-2010, 11:55 AM

If Potty knocked on my door, I'd take her out to the thrift stores. Then we'd go have lunch at Kerby Lane!

Gemme · 09-06-2010, 12:02 PM

Bete, are those hairless kitten? Organic is allergic.

Oh, well. He can live in the closet or on the patio. Kittens are CUTE!

betenoire · 09-06-2010, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

Bete, are those hairless kitten? Organic is allergic.

I would give Organic a couple of bottles of antihistamines and a dirty look.

If Arwen showed up on my door I'd give her my beautiful framed LotR picture that Nick hates. And I'd give her my pretty faerie fortune cards (illustrated by Brian Froud) that I never figured out how to read.

SuperFemme · 09-06-2010, 12:27 PM

If Bete showed up at my door I'd cock block her until Cal noticed her and pushed me out of the way to invite her in and treat her like the princess that she is. While I get tied to the naughty chair.

Again.

Arwen · 09-06-2010, 05:08 PM

If SuperFemme showed up at my door, I'd let her out of the naughty chair. Then I'd drive her all over Austin and give her my special 720 tour (ask Vic or Gemme). Then we'd go have drinks and nosh somewhere until we got thrown out!

SuperFemme · 09-06-2010, 05:40 PM

i want to go to austin. and gnosh.

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09-06-2010, 05:08 PM	#6
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	If SuperFemme showed up at my door, I'd let her out of the naughty chair. Then I'd drive her all over Austin and give her my special 720 tour (ask Vic or Gemme). Then we'd go have drinks and nosh somewhere until we got thrown out! __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

09-06-2010, 12:27 PM	#5
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	If Bete showed up at my door I'd cock block her until Cal noticed her and pushed me out of the way to invite her in and treat her like the princess that she is. While I get tied to the naughty chair. Again.

09-06-2010, 05:40 PM	#7
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	i want to go to austin. and gnosh.