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Old 09-08-2010, 06:29 PM   #1
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I wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.



POOF! Your wish has been granted... Unfortunately, the only background music we had available was Chinese Opera... Enjoy! LOL

I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!
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I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!
Here ya go...Cast away...No rain here...

Unfortunately, this is the biggest fish in the lake...

I wish everyone had what they wanted and wanted what they had...
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POOF! Your wish has been granted... Unfortunately, the only background music we had available was Chinese Opera... Enjoy! LOL

I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!
Wish granted! The rain will stop.
But unfortunately the firestation decides to practice.


I wish I could have a Dos Equis beer right now.
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Old 09-08-2010, 07:06 PM   #4
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Wish granted! The rain will stop.
But unfortunately the firestation decides to practice.


I wish I could have a Dos Equis beer right now.



I dont always drink beer......but when i do, I drink Dos Equis!!!! ....Wish granted... You can have a Dos Equis right now, but you have to drive to Mexico to get it!!!





I wish I had the winning numbers to the powerball!!!!!
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Old 09-08-2010, 07:20 PM   #5
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I wish I had the winning numbers to the powerball!!!!!
Congrats! You played the winning numbers in your LA lottery. Unfortunately, the numbers that won were in the TX lottery.

I wish I could remember the lyrics to any song I wanted at any time.
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Old 09-08-2010, 07:24 PM   #6
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Congrats! You played the winning numbers in your LA lottery. Unfortunately, the numbers that won were in the TX lottery.

I wish I could remember the lyrics to any song I wanted at any time.
As IF you can't already. (you're so modest) Too bad they come out backwards when you sing them.

I wish I was a great dancer!
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As IF you can't already. (you're so modest) Too bad they come out backwards when you sing them.

I wish I was a great dancer!
You ARE a great dancer! The people at the Russian Folk Dancing Association are very grateful that your only dancing ability is for their dancing.

I wish I could swim without breathing (or dying).
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You ARE a great dancer! The people at the Russian Folk Dancing Association are very grateful that your only dancing ability is for their dancing.

I wish I could swim without breathing (or dying).
wish granted! No need to breathe till the twentieth lap in this pool!



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