Fussy folks. The everyday things that make us insane.

Gemme · 12-09-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Speaking of wet pant cuffs - the rain here has reached biblical proportions - so guess who took off her shoes and has her feeties by the space heater at work???

I think I need to invest in a pair of those fisherman boots.

I feel like one of these ---->

Waders to the rescue!

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

I do have a meat on the bone disorder (with the exception of spare ribs). I cannot eat meat off of a bone (I have to yank, cut or tear it off). Mare is a bone eater, so it works out well in our house.

For some reason, I can eat the meat off of a spare rib. Go figure.

Easy grip handle?

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic

I hate moist sock syndrome to the point that unless snow is deep enough to cover my shoes, I will not wear socks.

The sleeve thing has forced me to own lots of 3/4 lenth sleeves.

On the other foot, I cannot be without socks.

I have short arms, so the most comfortable (regardless of dry/wet condition) is 3/4 sleeves.

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic

I am allergic to wool, makes winter difficult.

My honey is too, so I either put three pairs of regular socks on or put the wool socks on and a pair over them for him.

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

I think there is a Sock Monster (much in the same manner of the Tooth Fairy) that lives in my dryer. It gobbles up my socks but doesn't find matching pairs tasty.

I also have three mini sock monsters with a total of twelve legs. They like to grab and run to the backyard, kennel or under the couch with the prize.

We have a mini monster with 4 legs and a big mouth and she not-so-vaguely resembles Molly, our half Lab/Dobie.

On a side note, and to post in here for Molly, while she does covet socks she HATES feet.....except mine. She likes my feet but never steals my socks. Interesting...

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Originally Posted by Isadora

Drives me nuts: alot there is NO such word. A lot. A lot. A lot. Now write it five million times on the chalkboard.

Ditto!

Sock: non-consensual foot bondage...hate them. I wear them only when I deem it necessary. "You are cold, put on some damn socks." NO! Drives people crazy, a lot.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Foot bondage. Love it!

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Sock subject - I can't stand to wear socks that are SUPPOSED to fit my shoe size. Guess what? They don't. I end up buying little girl socks for that snug fit. I cannot stand having my foot swim in my socks. It annoys me the beejeezus out of me.

I have small feet, so the average size of 9-11 makes my feet swim in it. I totally relate.

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart

Speaking of feet...

While I love nice feet, gross feet make me go crazy. I can't help but look at everyone's feet in any kind of sandal. I judge-yes JUDGE the alignment of the toes, health of the nail, condition of the nail, etc. I hate chipped polish, cracked heels and dirty feet, in general.

I feel so much better now.

*sigh*

I am not so Judgy McJudgerson about feet. I just don't like them. Touch mine, fine. I. Will. Not. Touch. Yours. Ick!

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Originally Posted by Novelafemme

Oh, and I have issues with acne, too.

If I see a pimple...I cannot take my eyes off of it. It begins with a glance and then the heat of its stare begins to burn a hole in my brain and I simply must look. If you are someone I know and am close with you, you may find yourself on your back - me straddling your torso and your face in my grip. I apologize in advance.

I remember once (this is super gross so you may or may not choose to turn away NOW) I was shopping at Home Depot and the check out boy had a terrible case of teenager acne. I was enthralled. I couldn't pry my eyes away from this boy's face. My girls were standing there like "uh, mom...the guy needs you to pay...there's a line forming....mom....MOM!!"

I have always had acne. Subversive little dots, so hopefully, I won't have to worry about you sacking me and attacking my face.

Should that happen, I might have to go ninja on you.

I HATE people touching my face and hair. HATE. IT.

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Originally Posted by christie0918

Tucking the flat sheet under the mattress at the foot of the bed. My poor lil feets scream, "RED!!! HARD LIMIT!!!"

I'll take your tucked sheets. My feet are always cold (poor circulation) so I need the tucked sheets to preserve what little warmth I have.

SassyLeo · 12-09-2009, 08:04 PM

I absolutely cannot stand it when the sheet rises up from the end of the bed. I will get up in the middle of the night and fix it if this happens.

violaine · 12-09-2009, 08:29 PM

kitchen sinks with too much of a slope bug me. i think the sound of stainless steel measuring cups or utensils, et c. falling into the center of the stainless steel sink, having a collision as fast as they are placed there is unnerving.

Jess · 12-09-2009, 08:52 PM

Hair in the bathroom sink.... Ruffles my lil grey head.... Nuff said..

Mindy · 12-09-2009, 09:19 PM

Sharp knives in the kitchen sink. Did someone purposely place it there so I could cut my finger off? Come on, it's not hard to place them behind the faucet until dishes are done. The knives here are very SHARP and I don't want to put my fingers in with something that can cut a can in half and still cut my tomatoes paper thin.

People who come into my personal space uninvited. I don't want you there, please leave.

People who wanna get all touchy feel-y on me. Don't put your hands on me unless you have my permission. A hug of greeting when we haven't seen each other in awhile is acceptable.

People who tell their life story to the cashier. Hello? I'm behind you and I'd really like to check out. No one wants to hear it or really cares about it... move on, talk to your friends. If you don't have any... find some in the aisles or something but DON'T hold up the check out line. I'm here because I'm ready to LEAVE not to stand there and listen to you blather about your life. Can you see the cashier's glazed eyes? She's only being polite because she's not allowed to tell you shut up and leave!

Gemme · 12-09-2009, 09:39 PM

Okay, this gets me .

When someone comes into a thread, especially the gamey type threads, and just posts without looking at the rules or anything. I want to play bad teacher and pull out the ruler when that happens.

QueenofQueens · 12-10-2009, 01:18 AM

I have no tolerance for the cold AT ALL.
Hence, if the temperature falls below say, 60 degrees Fahrenheit, (yes, I'm a lightweight) I have to immediately put a scarf around my neck and wear it AT ALL TIMES. I'm wearing one now as I type this.
I call it my Mackenzie Phillips look. Moreover, I am completely convinced that if I simply wear my scarf AT ALL TIMES I am completely impervious to germs.
Furthermore, if for some untoward reason, my scarf is left behind and the weather is nipply,

I will stop what I'm doing and go back to wherever it is, no matter WHERE it is and retrieve it.

Scarf:
Fetish object. Talisman. Shield from all evil.

WolfyOne · 12-10-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SassyLeo

I absolutely cannot stand it when the sheet rises up from the end of the bed. I will get up in the middle of the night and fix it if this happens.

Glad to see I am not alone.

Gemme · 12-10-2009, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Words

DON'T mess with my filing system. Okay, so to you, it looks like piles of paper strewn randomly around the floor, but to me, it makes perfect sense and represents order, control, and other things necessary to stop me from losing my mind.

And DON'T, whatever you do, touch my lists, especially my lists of where my lists are. The fact that half the time I can't read my own writing is irrelevant. I wrote the lists, I want the lists, and even if I can't read the lists, you are not, not, NOT, to touch them.

Words

YES!!!!

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Originally Posted by Novelafemme

Speaking of the "camel toe"....it pains me to see it. In more ways than one. If yer pants are so dang tight that I can see your lady lips....you need to seriously re-think your wardrobe choices. Please!

This post may or may not offend those with large lady lips that would protrude no matter what pants they were wearing.

hippieflowergirl · 12-18-2009, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfyOne

Glad to see I am not alone.

silly...that's why the sheet rises up from the end of the bed in the middle of the night. you're not alone!

12-09-2009, 08:04 PM	#2
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Mindy Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: her/she Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 194 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 49 Thanked 174 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 13974	Sharp knives in the kitchen sink. Did someone purposely place it there so I could cut my finger off? Come on, it's not hard to place them behind the faucet until dishes are done. The knives here are very SHARP and I don't want to put my fingers in with something that can cut a can in half and still cut my tomatoes paper thin. People who come into my personal space uninvited. I don't want you there, please leave. People who wanna get all touchy feel-y on me. Don't put your hands on me unless you have my permission. A hug of greeting when we haven't seen each other in awhile is acceptable. People who tell their life story to the cashier. Hello? I'm behind you and I'd really like to check out. No one wants to hear it or really cares about it... move on, talk to your friends. If you don't have any... find some in the aisles or something but DON'T hold up the check out line. I'm here because I'm ready to LEAVE not to stand there and listen to you blather about your life. Can you see the cashier's glazed eyes? She's only being polite because she's not allowed to tell you shut up and leave! __________________ You must submit to supreme suffering in order to discover the completion of joy. ~John Calvin~

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QueenofQueens Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Seerauber, Centaurita Bonita, QoQonut, Volupté Suprême Preferred Pronoun?: Lux, Ms. Lisbon if you're nasty. Relationship Status: Left of Centaur and blissfully betrothed. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Happily swooning by the big, blue sea. Posts: 171 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 50 Thanked 375 Times in 63 Posts Rep Power: 0	I have no tolerance for the cold AT ALL. Hence, if the temperature falls below say, 60 degrees Fahrenheit, (yes, I'm a lightweight) I have to immediately put a scarf around my neck and wear it AT ALL TIMES. I'm wearing one now as I type this. I call it my Mackenzie Phillips look. Moreover, I am completely convinced that if I simply wear my scarf AT ALL TIMES I am completely impervious to germs. Furthermore, if for some untoward reason, my scarf is left behind and the weather is nipply, I will stop what I'm doing and go back to wherever it is, no matter WHERE it is and retrieve it. Scarf: Fetish object. Talisman. Shield from all evil.