What if....

Blade · 09-19-2010, 09:32 PM

masseuse please

Isadora · 09-19-2010, 09:38 PM

I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.

cara · 09-19-2010, 10:07 PM

Wow. A lot (not all) so far are voting for housekeeper. I can clean house pretty well (my mom cleaned houses in my early years). I can cook if I have to (doesn't mean I like it, though!). I'm a secretary IRL so don't need help there. A masseuse would be nice. A chauffer would be even better because I am living car-free at the moment.

Diva · 09-19-2010, 10:16 PM

It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough.

Niceguy · 09-19-2010, 11:23 PM

Easy decision for me... Vegan/Vegetarian Cook!

Random · 09-20-2010, 12:49 AM

Housekeeper.. Hands down win...

That to me is heaven.... clean house, dinner done, laundry taken care of...

sigh..

MysticOceansFL · 09-20-2010, 03:50 AM

Massuses is what I picked

AtLast · 09-20-2010, 05:15 AM

Want wonderful kneeding fingers.... Hey, I have a creaky back!

Sachita · 09-20-2010, 07:12 AM

omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess!

But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way.

hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being.

StillettoDoll · 09-20-2010, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough.

LOL gosh was thinking the same thing

Rockinonahigh · 09-20-2010, 11:25 AM

I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.

CrankyOldGuy · 09-20-2010, 03:40 PM

since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur

...housekeeper gets my vote.

princessbelle · 09-20-2010, 05:34 PM

I'm so surprised I have to "go against the flow" but....

I can cook good enough and order take out if i want real food...lol

I love to clean so i don't want anyone messing things up.

I love to drive, just check my speeding record.

I am the giver when it comes to messages...don't enjoy getting them quiet as much.

So, I'll take door number three.....give me a personal secretary. I have so much going on in my life all the time it is hard for me to remember, appointments, volunteer time, scheduled meetings, Mom's MD appointments, phone calls i need to make and when it is time for my tags to be reissued.

A tall, handsome butch secretary if you don't mind...and ty

KayCee · 09-20-2010, 05:45 PM

Definitely a housekeeper so I could spend more time doing *fun stuff*...

Lynn · 09-20-2010, 09:17 PM

I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time.

Pixie · 09-20-2010, 09:19 PM

I picked cook....cause well I like to do all those things and....well at least the cook I could learn and then do!!!

EnderD_503 · 09-21-2010, 06:29 AM

Masseuse, for sure.

Waldo · 09-22-2010, 01:21 AM

Personal secretary. Without a doubt.

I had no idea how awesome a capable executive assistant could be. I really miss mine.

SassyLeo · 09-23-2010, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waldo

Personal secretary. Without a doubt.

I had no idea how awesome a capable executive assistant could be. I really miss mine.

New appreciation for us, huh

My boss(es) say the same thing when I am on vacation.

I come back to all of them freaking out about stuff they don't know how to do, how to fix, change, move, schedule, etc.

Talon · 04-17-2012, 11:26 AM

Yeah...definitely the masseuse...

View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose?
good cook	20	13.89%
chauffeur	8	5.56%
housekeeper	69	47.92%
masseuse	36	25.00%
personal secretary	11	7.64%
Voters: 144. You may not vote on this poll

09-19-2010, 09:32 PM	#1
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	masseuse please __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

09-19-2010, 09:38 PM	#2
Isadora Member How Do You Identify?: Momma, Ma'am Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: I am in love. Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 997 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 502 Thanked 2,127 Times in 559 Posts Rep Power: 2369288	I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur. __________________ "I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like." Margaret Mead Read me! www.leatherati.com

09-19-2010, 11:23 PM	#5
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09-20-2010, 12:49 AM	#6
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09-19-2010, 10:07 PM	#3
cara Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer/lesbian femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Married to my love 08.15.15 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 3,401 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,995 Thanked 13,255 Times in 2,725 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Wow. A lot (not all) so far are voting for housekeeper. I can clean house pretty well (my mom cleaned houses in my early years). I can cook if I have to (doesn't mean I like it, though!). I'm a secretary IRL so don't need help there. A masseuse would be nice. A chauffer would be even better because I am living car-free at the moment.

09-19-2010, 10:16 PM	#4
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper. My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov.... You get the idea....close enough.

09-20-2010, 03:50 AM	#7
MysticOceansFL Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Preferred Pronoun?: People call me by my nic name. Relationship Status: Not Single, Not Desperate. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 3,833 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,645 Thanked 4,033 Times in 1,720 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Massuses is what I picked __________________ Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. It is said, " Some lives are linked across time..... Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages "......

09-20-2010, 05:15 AM	#8
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Want wonderful kneeding fingers.... Hey, I have a creaky back!

09-20-2010, 07:12 AM	#9
Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,992 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess! But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way. hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being. __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

09-20-2010, 11:25 AM	#11
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.

09-20-2010, 03:40 PM	#12
CrankyOldGuy Member How Do You Identify?: Just the right amount of wrong Preferred Pronoun?: [sic] Basturd Relationship Status: She turns my crank Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Between The Lines Posts: 342 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 110 Thanked 392 Times in 163 Posts Rep Power: 2224210	since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur ...housekeeper gets my vote. __________________ "To say nothing, to do nothing, stops nothing" - Roni McCall, Founder, Through Their Eyes, The National Animal Abuse Registry

09-20-2010, 05:34 PM	#13
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I'm so surprised I have to "go against the flow" but.... I can cook good enough and order take out if i want real food...lol I love to clean so i don't want anyone messing things up. I love to drive, just check my speeding record. I am the giver when it comes to messages...don't enjoy getting them quiet as much. So, I'll take door number three.....give me a personal secretary. I have so much going on in my life all the time it is hard for me to remember, appointments, volunteer time, scheduled meetings, Mom's MD appointments, phone calls i need to make and when it is time for my tags to be reissued. A tall, handsome butch secretary if you don't mind...and ty __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

09-20-2010, 05:45 PM	#14
KayCee Member How Do You Identify?: Multifaceted Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: It's a secret Relationship Status: And from my lips hye drew the hallelujah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow clicking my heels Posts: 732 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,646 Thanked 1,722 Times in 521 Posts Rep Power: 8635875	Definitely a housekeeper so I could spend more time doing fun stuff... __________________ "Being Femme means my feminism and my femininity walk hand in hand "

09-20-2010, 09:17 PM	#15
Lynn Member How Do You Identify?: Unabashed Feminine Lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: Her, She Relationship Status: Married! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 689 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,499 Thanked 2,414 Times in 505 Posts Rep Power: 9668975	I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time. __________________ In the flush of love's light we dare be brave And suddenly we see that love costs all we are and will ever be. Yet it is only love which sets us free. Maya Angelou Wedding Photos: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?...1&l=22b092b98c

09-20-2010, 09:19 PM	#16
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09-21-2010, 06:29 AM	#17
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09-22-2010, 01:21 AM	#18
Waldo Member How Do You Identify?: Special Snowflake Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wine Country, Oregon Posts: 470 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22 Thanked 792 Times in 238 Posts Rep Power: 1006288	Personal secretary. Without a doubt. I had no idea how awesome a capable executive assistant could be. I really miss mine. __________________ Perved lately? \| My website \| NEW: lez.org

04-17-2012, 11:26 AM	#20
Talon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Divine Feminine Preferred Pronoun?: . Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: . Posts: 4,921 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,246 Thanked 10,223 Times in 3,305 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Yeah...definitely the masseuse...